Lasagna

Bitch lasagna

Pewds says: BITCH LASAGNA.

by Emakuni February 20, 2019

anal lasagna

Anal Lasagna is when you put uncooked lasagna in your ass, Then you have someone fuck your ass and the friction of getting your ass fucked will cook the lasagna in your ass, then you shit out the lasagna, then you eat it.

Hey bae, Would you like any anal lasagna for dinner?...😋

by tittyslayerfocker June 22, 2016

The Lasagna

When your fucking your girlfreind when shes on her period and before you cum you pullout put the blood in your hand and cum on it. Then you slap her in the face with the bloody cum (lasagna)

i fed that bitch the lasagna

by cum dumpster_08 January 20, 2009

lasalle

A suburban mostly white college preparatory high school for boys who throw some pretty hot mixers where their favorite hot girls from Gwynedd come to dance, get drunk, and have a good time. These boys vary from cute to hot to gorgeous and everywhere in between. Just about all the cool ones drink and smoke but some are still cool even if they don't. Most are good kissers who for the most part are perfect gentlemen. As their motto goes, "Boys will be boys, but LaSalle boys will be gentleman."

A typical Lasalle Mixer:
LaSalle Boy: "Hi my names Matt. Wanna Dance?"
Gwynedd Girl: "Sure."
ten seconds later...
LaSalle Boy: "Wanna Make out?"

by AnonymousChick September 21, 2008

lasagna dick

when you get high and you believe that your penis is the italian dish lasagna and you attempt to consume.

"im so hungry" "im not, i had a huge plate of lasagna dick"

by johhnyawsome April 2, 2010

lasagne

When ones fecal matter is under and overlaid with layers of neatly folded toilet paper. The bottom layer protects from unwanted splashback while the top layer precedes the wiping of his or her anus.

Darling, can you please be sure to flush your lasagne

by Oli Archibald April 14, 2008

labia-lasagna

Labia-lasagna is when one of the lips of the vagina, during the period, folds over, producing a white cheesy secretion, forming the appearance of a plate of lasagna.

"Damn, I was having sex with this girl, and she was on her period, and because she hadn't bathed in a while she had labia-lasagna and I had to leave."

by Kelryn January 4, 2008