Lamp-post 

- a bitch that has blonde hair that represents the bulb

- Something most people dont care about but is always around

- always covered in some sort of shit

-Ill treated so looks horrid

Lamp-post - Sketty blonde tramp that's got fucked up makeup

Lamp-post by DCthemakerofthelamppost June 17, 2011

Lamp The Stinker 

A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'

" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "

Lamp The Stinker by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

lamp out 

1. To smoke large quanitites of pot numerous times in a row. Generally applied when you are trying to stay high for the entire day.
2. To get stoned

"hey man whutch you doin today?" "yo nothin man just lampin out, my classes got cancled."

hey man spark that L and lets lamp out

get lamped out

and in its simplest form: "lamp out"

lamp out by sherLocke November 5, 2005

lamp lover

a person who has a inhuman love for an object that produces light, otherwise known as a lamp.

"i <3 lamp"
"dude shut up, lamp <3's me."
"can't we both just be lamp lovers together..."

lamp lover by slingatanga April 18, 2008

lamp shade 

Same principal as a teabag (To lower your body as to dip the testicles into an other's mouth)...

Only the teabagger is wearing a kilt.

Lamp Shade

How was Mike's wedding?

Pretty good I think. I can't remember much after lampshading the bridesmaid.

lamp shade by dogpish July 28, 2010

lamp licker 

the method of going into a house and trying to remove a lightbulb from a turned on light with your tounge..... while people are doin it

(MOANING)...(SCREAMS).. owwwwwwwwwww my tounge.. get outta here you dirty lamp liker were try'n to do it

lamp licker by B&K(AKA) WOZ February 15, 2003

Lamp Shade 

The Lamp Shade is a combination of the Bat Wing and Tea Bagging.

"...Yeah, Betty was just lying there, and I came up from behind her and gave her a Lamp Shade."

Lamp Shade by SmkDnk February 13, 2014