krankion

Picking someone elses fanny hair with your mouth.

I hate you. I hope your boyfriend gives you a krankion.

by Ganzo James October 12, 2010

kankle-denial

when someone with kankles constantly denies the fact even when all of his/her friends tell him/her that it is true.

whats wrong with Chad? He's in kankle-denial.

by smilingjew March 5, 2011

Kankle Jockey

A man or woman who prefers to have intercourse with overweight partners.

Jack/Jane was labeled a Kankle Jockey for having had repeated intercourse with overweight men/women.

by ANA333 July 21, 2014

Klanked

To be under the influence of a substance e.g alcohol, mushrooms, dope, MDMA etc. but being nice to people

Went out last night we were Klanked out of our mellons
Oh man I'm totally klanked
Lets get proper klanked

by Klacker February 16, 2013

krankenstache

When a person takes a bump of their favorite powder (usually meth, but can also be cocaine or china white), and some falls on their top lip or mustache. Severe cases can resemble a "milk mustache". Pronounced like "crank-in-stash".

"Bro, wipe off that krankenstache before your girl comes in the room."

"Sir, I'm going to need you to empty your pockets for me."
"Why?"
"You are wearing a krankenstache around in public; I feel you may be holding."

by Goat Head January 15, 2014

Krankeling

The art of rolling up a long sleeve shirt into the appearance of a t-shirt. Usually an indicator of an imminent fight.

Ah shit Lane is krankeling up his sleeves it must be time to throw down.

by What's it to ya January 11, 2017

Kankles

Ankles that are broken

Kayleigh's kankles were broken as she fell to the ground.

by KankleBreakingMaster June 1, 2017