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Kevin

The male equivalent of Karen. Has custody of his kids, very conservative, wears glasses, has a confederate flag cap, totally has a beard, KiDs ThEsE dAyS vibes, would also want to speak with your manager.
Kevin is the guy who has to talk so loud you can hear from the other side of a Texas Roadhouse. He also tries to get flirty with the waitresses despite his entire family sitting there with him. He watches football religiously.
Kids these days! I shall speak the manager to handle them! - Kevin
by Saki See September 1, 2019
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Kevin

A Ching Chong nibba who is the reason you can't find your dog. If you ask him anything he will usually respond with asking if you juul. Him and his sidekick John are always the reason your class gets punished with a whip.
Kevin and John are both gay

Agreed
by Thatguy447 December 3, 2018
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Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*
by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016
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Kevin

That finesse God who smells great and steals all of your chicks 100%. He finesses everyone and no one stands a chance against him. Only certain people, who are worthy enough, can make contact with him.
Is that Kevin? Holy shit, everyone bow down to the finesse God.
by Finess Deity January 7, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin Kevin is probably the greatest guy you can find in the whole world. He's caring, charming and he's always there for the peple that may need him. He's the type of guy that can make a heart beat faster in no time, that can cast a spell on you by the look in his lovely eyes.His smile is enough to make you believe you're talking to an angel, it makes you think you're in heaven. His smell is really magical, he can take every issue you may think of, away.It's the kind of guy every girl dreams of: attractive and caring, sweet and true; the kind of guy that's really hard to find.He's the prince on a horse, every girl deserve's to have a Kevin in her life! I'm so proud to have Kevin as my boyI'm glad that you're in my life, Kevin, i really am
I'm glad to be yours, Kevin
by sdfqsmdjfsdfq February 18, 2010
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Kevin

Kevin: YOU PARKED UR CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SPACE?!!?!?!.
by JarvisBanned June 17, 2020
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Kevin

“Kevin? KEVIN??”
by lourocksteady April 30, 2021
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