kevin

a dick man, who is usually metisse. They are often born on April 3. Kevin tends to be a trust worthy lover but shit in bed. Kevin tends to attempt at being a leader but often fails. Kevin has a type of non judging personality and is really good at sports. He is very ambitions. But always ends up alone.

Bruh, you really good at soccer you must be kevin

by Joshuapeter45 October 5, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy who is perfect to date. While you’re down and feeling blue Kevin will always put a smile to your face. He’s someone you fall in love with, with his sarcasm and his cuteness and his tendency of bringing up jokes from a Popular Tv show. He knows how to hold you and kisses you just right. He is a good listener and gives you a type of spark and feeling in your tummy that you love every time you see him. At first he keeps the conversations small, but when you get to know him you’ll find a smile on your face every time you’re around him. He’s fine as fuck and is the perfect person to talk to. He’ll make sure you feel safe and comfortable with him. His personality has flaws, but if you’re the right person for him you would love all of those imperfections and things that make you mad. You can’t stay mad at him because someone like him you have to keep forever.

“I was sad before but Kevin made me happy again!”

by Lillyluckenberg October 24, 2018

Kevin

kevin is usually tall with brown eyes and hair. He can be a big crackhead but can also be very charming and gentle with certain people. He is very smart and funny.

Carissa: omg that boy looks so attractive I think I like him. Me: he must be a Kevin then

by Stan straykids December 7, 2019

Kevin

A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!

I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.

by Larry from the veggie tales December 4, 2018

Kevin

The son of a Karen

basically a bitch that cheers on mom after she is yelling a MacDonald managers after getting to few fries

Person 1: Did you see Kevin with Joe watching Karen shout at that manager.
Person 2: Yeah Kevin is such a bitch
Person 3: wait who's Joe?
Person 1 and Person 2: *evilly laugh*

by Unknown Avacado June 22, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a huge douche and bullies people when he’s young he will end up sad and lonely and depressed in the future

Gosh have you heard of the new kid he’s a Kevin

by Kevin is a jerk!!!!!! October 5, 2019

Kevin

Another name for a male Karen. These guys can also be called "Bob".

Damn, that Kevin is asking for the manager again.

by Luna Kujo July 6, 2021