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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
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Kent

Kent, A funny guy and a kindhearted person, He May not seem good-looking, but he'll take care of a woman like his life depends on it, Kent is the type of guy everyone doesn't know about, but when he is known to people, he'll talk alot. He tends to get quiet when alone and sad almost every day but when near people he talk's lots and will up a fake smile. So when you see him, give him a hug.
by IMRAHHHHHHH November 21, 2023
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KENT

A very handsome kid. Smart, intelligent funny, and super handsome. He can be mean at times but he is really crazy!
Kent is so handsome.
by Kenhip September 17, 2018
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Kent Set

A term for repeating a word or phrase someone has just said.
"Did you see that? What an idiot!"
"Haha, idiot!"
"Way to kent set!"
by nipplecheese September 9, 2015
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kent uriel

Handsome and very good with words. A great artist. Family-oriented and God-fearing. Would not easily give up even though his in pain. Very caring and understanding. Never fails to impress his lover that it will made them tear up because of happiness. Animal lover. Will do anything for his loved ones. A man with culture, discipline and respect. Would quickly made up with you if things go wrong. Sensitive, very sensitive. Very loving. Horny. Dig bick.
Oh, Kent Uriel? He is someone's baby!
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Northern Kent

Another way of saying Morecambe as it has a lot of similarities to Kent if it was in the North
(Person 1): Remember when Northern Kent had a Polo Tower and a Pier?
(Person 2): Oh shit yea, god Northern Kent is such a shit hole
by UrbanLad9988 November 24, 2020
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Kent

A dude that is the absolute God. Kents are usually asian and not very smart. But still, they are the GOD
by superawesomeamericandude June 6, 2018
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