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Joseph

smartest, funniest man you'll ever meet. unlike any other, honest to a fault, insightful yet ornery. handsome with a scowl, breathtakingly gorgeous when he smiles. world's most devoted father, trusted friend and rotten SOB who would fuck anyone up for messing with his people. from Texas cause it's the only place big enough to hold all he is.
There's no man who could compare to Joseph.

Well, damn, he's no Joseph but you still have yourself a keeper.
by ain't me shut your hole January 19, 2017
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Joseph

Great person, one of a kind personality, gets all the girls and is lovable in every way. He has brown hair and brown eyes and is irresistible. Emily would be great with him.
by Steven Ray Harvey January 17, 2017
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Joseph

Spending atleast over 10 hours of nonstope WoWing and using lame ass excuses like
"I can't go to the party and fuck the bitches im raiding"
Taylor: want to go to this party with girls DTF
Matt:nah man I gotta raid
Taylor:wow what a "Joseph"
by taylorsund October 17, 2008
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Joseph

Joseph is an amazing person that everyone wants to be friends with, Joseph also is a very nice and caring person towards others, and he had really soft and amazing hair.
Wow! Did you see joseph today! His hair is on fleek!
by Michael thomson March 16, 2017
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Joseph

Joseph is a loser. He's dating Megan Williams and is secretly in love with Dimitri. Everyone loves Joseph. He especially likes Dimitris nudes. He likes being mean to Megan.
Joseph likes Dima's nudes.

'My cat is drunk'
by Xld.pxlarxids October 13, 2018
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Joseph

A derrogatory term for a homosexual school boy who likes another schoolboy. Used in sentences to make others perform certain actions.
If you don't hand that back to me, you like Joseph.
by Joseph is homogay October 26, 2018
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Joseph

Joe is a bad dum cow who eats garbage
Joseph eats bull crap.
by Bobbyrules November 5, 2018
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