jono ilori

a guy who is really big headed and up his own ass too far!

alright stop being such a jono ilori

by woodytheledge June 6, 2009

Jondom

An already used or jizzed on condom!

I was at my friend carlos's house when i asked him for a condom because i was going to fuck my girlfriend but carlos said he doent have a condom he only had a jondom and i was like, "ahhhhh fine that will have to do."

by aojnsvkadifsivqahbv May 15, 2010

jondond

the act of being raped for no reason

you just got jondond bitch.

by scummynumber9 March 19, 2011

Joyote

A cousin to the desert coyote species that lives in the outskirts of Phoenix that utters a unique call of the wild.

Late in the evening you are sitting by the pool enjoying a late night soak when you hear the great call of the Arizona desert: Jouuuuuuuu, jou jo jouuuuuuuuuuu. The Joyotes are howling at the moon tonight!

by joyote man April 16, 2011

Jonopoly

2 Males tag-teaming in a 4-way.

Pete enjoyed his weekends by partaking in the Jonopoly at his sisters house.

by Paul Barren February 28, 2012

JONtotheE

The twitter account of Jonny Dutson, someone who is so cool that he was cool before the term cool was even invented.

Some myths say that he invented the term cool but some argue this by stating he stole this term from a setting on an air conditioner.

"Woah dude that car is so JONtotheE!"

by jonzo November 6, 2012

Jono Ellis

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.

Example 1

Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?

Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique

Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?

Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.

by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012