jonk

jonk-a shorty who is very tight and goodlooking

that jonk keisha is bangin she wright.

by robeasy October 6, 2006

jonking

another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.

"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"what"
"only jonking, i love them"

by Mrs Ellie Kelly April 28, 2009

jonk

junk, stuff

Tha jonk is tight!

by Ted April 11, 2003

Jenko

Jenko is a nickname given to someone with the last name Jenkins. It describes someone who has a big nose and a micropenis. They tend to be rich and have bisexual tendencies. A Jenko will also try and make you believe they are good at sports but they really aren't.

Person A: "Hey Jenko, wanna hang out?"
Jenko: "Sure, let me go ask my butler for a ride to your house"

by TreeHugger1611 May 20, 2021

Jokobi

Jokobi is a very special, mysterious, yet sweet guy you could trust with your life (most of the time). Initially, he can come off as non-sociable, but really, he just doesn’t connect with certain peoples' personalities and can find them overbearing or annoying. But, when he is with his close friends, he can let loose, so there is never a dull moment with him. Now relationship-wise, it can be rather complicated, but in the end, he is absolutely worth it. He loves being lovey-dovey with his partner, but even more so when he is alone with them. He has a very strong dirty and kinky side, but this only comes out if he really likes you. He has an affinity for music, and this is something he holds tightly to his chest, so he only shares it in private where he feels safe. He also likes being called Kobi, but not by many. His hugs are very warm and safe and make you want to be nowhere else. His dominant love language is physical touch, so expect hand holding, hugging, and cuddling. Although sometimes he can be a bit annoying by intentionally doing things that drive you crazy, it is just a sign that he loves you. He does struggle with emotions, but this is not because of a lack of them, it is just hard for him to show them for certain reasons. So, the best thing to do is to be patient and be there for him, because what he really needs is time to comprehend and express those feelings. Overall, he is just wonderful all around.

"You drive me so crazy Jokobi, it's a good thing I love you."

"Thanks for being in my life, Kobi."

by Doc1207 October 18, 2020

doing a jonno

When you play video games from 1pm - 5am every day and only ever talk in discord when you feel like it.

The phrase can also be used when smoking the good stuff ;)

Example 1:
Jeff: Hey bro where's smile?
Steve: Idk, probably "doing a jonno"
Jeff: My name jeff

Example 2:

Dicky: Yo i'm currently "doing a jonno" if you know what I mean...
Mark: No one asked my man, anyways pass that shit over.

by Majormilf (AKA Mr. Big chin) April 19, 2020

Jonk

Verb

1. To flirt with or to go after snookies.

Noun

1. The act of jonking or a night of jonking.

Ex: "We were all hanging out at Coney Island when a bunch of snookies came through. Next thing we knew, Jack was jonking with the entire table of snookies."

Ex: "Ain't nothing gonna slow my jonk."

by Snookie Enthusiast December 30, 2010