g joke

an absolute terrible joke that is just absolutely terrible. recieves no laughter whatsoever.

Brad: Hey guys what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue sea???? It gets wet!

(Silence)

Everyone: G Joke!!!!!!!

by Dale Doback's cousin Phil June 18, 2010

baker joke

A term used to label a joke that is incredibly corny or not-so-funny and/or lame. Originated from students who's teacher would continually say jokes while teaching.

Student: Mr. Baker, it's cold in here!
Mr. Baker: Well there's a warm-up question on the board.
Student: Total baker joke...

by Parki August 7, 2011

Tea Bagging my Joke

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.

Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

by Darnell Jenkins II February 4, 2010

no joke

when you're telling a story thats really exciting and you want people to know that it is true

'so I'm walking down the street and guess who I saw! Doctor Who, no joke!'

by Pollage February 28, 2008

Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009

Joke Abortion

The act of killing a joke before it comes to fruition. Typical situations involve a third party ruining the timing of the joke, or the expectation surrounding the joke growing exponentially in such a way that when actually said, the joke is rendered unfunny by contrast with the listeners expectation.

"hahah right, but no one really likes to drive a Mini, it's like having..."
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"

"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"

by Cenodictionary May 20, 2009

joke raped

when a person comes to tell a joke, says the first part, and then answers without the person showing any interest in the answer.

Dude 1: HEY HEY HEY

Dude 2: hi, what do you call a masturbating cow....BEEF STROKIN-OFF. *runs away*

Dude 3: dude..... you just got joke raped.

by jankygirll June 20, 2011