John

A gay boi who is trash at all things to do with gaming and is thinner than a stick however SOMETIMES he is a good friend

Stop being a john

by Sapsucker March 3, 2019

John

John is the best Fortnite player in the world but gets nervous a lot but still good at Fortnite

John is the best Fortnite player ever

by Epic games employee May 28, 2019

John

FAT ASS WHO LIKES TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY,FOOD WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE. SWEATS A LOT AND IS EASILY TRIGGERED/SALTY

Jack: Hey John
John: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH

by Flavber June 12, 2017

John

A John is the sweetest thing that can ever happenen to you. Multi talented, loving, charming and sexy. The best smiles, out of the world and are always very creative, often artists.

A john is always trying to live an exemplary life style and is highly conscious about morals and traditions, making a very morally upright personality and character. A johns smiles are to die for, often with the cutest dimples, and warmest hugs. Very good kissers tho. They often relate with everyone but have very few true friends, when you finally battle your way through, to thier heart, you'll for ever live to be happy about the decision of giving them your heart. Wise, caring, and loving advisers. Always too good to be true, they are like a fairy tale come true.

Get yourself a John an get yourself love in its purest and undisolved form.

To have a *john* is to have true love
His the king of my heart

by DAZZ EMPIRE👑♠ December 21, 2019

John

John is a munch and also a pussio but most of all he’s a bitch…
Fuck you jhon

Look at John over there he’s such a bitch and his moms a hoe

by Manuellover69420 March 17, 2023

John

This name is the best name in the world. it is defiantly better than the name "Cole". John is very sexy, hot, smart, manly, brave, and nice. I love the name John

John is hot

by XxTOASTYxX January 25, 2018

John

Gay

John is a gay guy

by QWERTY my day March 8, 2019