john 

Something you are referring to as an object .

" Ayo bruh, pass that John"

john by v r o December 15, 2017

John 

This name is the best name in the world. it is defiantly better than the name "Cole". John is very sexy, hot, smart, manly, brave, and nice. I love the name John

John is hot

John by XxTOASTYxX January 25, 2018

John 

A person that loses in every facet of life from card games to trash talking. This is generally a person that has strong confidence in there ability to win and runs away when they lose.

You need to win, Don’t be a John!

John by sinodahasabigdick<3 February 9, 2018

John 

But of a twat innit

Mate that John over that is a bit of a twat innit

John by John Lenon2234 May 5, 2018

John 

Cunt

John is a cunt

John by G f s c h f v May 17, 2018

John 

The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is smart even though he might not always show it. He is tall, tan-ish, has dirty blonde or brown hair (usually longer)
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.

Girl 1: John is so funny

Girl 2: I think he’s so handsome and adorable!

John by Kermitthefrickinpig May 28, 2018

John 

john is dying from cancer because he makes fun of everyone for having it. He will die in 1972.

the only thing John is good at is making fun of people with cancer. son of the devil will not rise!

John by poppydinbus May 30, 2018