Joey

A fuckin retard who has a tiny penis, ususally they like to be an asshole because no one likes you. Also a cringey musical.ly kid

God, look at that Joey, I hope he dies

by Squidy17 June 3, 2017

Joey

Joey is a caring guy. He helps people out with problems. He's tall,funny,and sorta player.

Alicia: UGHH IM SO JEALOUS OF DANIELLE!!!
Jamie: Same!!! She's so lucky! Joey is just so fucking cute!!!!!

by Wifistealer February 28, 2017

Joey

Someone who is very obnoxious, but yet always makes you smile or laugh. Easy to get along with or forgive. You could talk to him forever without noticing the time or whats going on.

Joey: Ima lick you
Annabeth:Nooooooooo (runs)

by 😎❄️Hey❄️😎 January 15, 2018

Joey

A horrible human who will fly you to the fuck bend just to break up with you. causes many emotional breakdowns and LIES

"I love you"
"I can't say it back. Can I break up with you?"
"Fuck you, Joey"

by st3phhhh February 6, 2017

Joey

Usually the kind of guy that has an incredibly small penis. In fact, so small that people wonder if it exists at all

Wait.... Joey even has a penis?

by All humanity October 21, 2019

Joey

THE HOCO KING...Can get any girl he wants. He looks just like pennywise the clown and loves to hit pennywise mode, but everyone knows he cant hang. Loves to go home and watch Seinfeld with his dog instead of hanging with the boys. He's terrible at basketball, but thinks he's Lebron James.

Tyler: Joey you're actually terrible at basketball
Joey: WTF you mean! I'm Lebron Nibba

by big_ty69 October 28, 2019

Joey

The whitest boy you have ever seen. He is the equivalent to a blonde lesbian. thinks he can get in any girls pants. looks like a downs syndrome tiger. made some shitty music.lys

joey is hella gay bro and hes stupid as shit.

by Luke Kemia March 14, 2019