Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani

The Mobster in Chief’s pet nickname for his current personal attorney-fixer since Rudy has been, just like Batman’s Joker, hired by New York City mob bosses, has a deep desire to upset the social order, a warped sense of humor, and is motivated by his own inner chaos, inhumanity and love of anarchy.

It’s clear that Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani is the newest trumpuppet and desperate fall guy for the Flag Fucker in Chief as we watch him finally begin to circle the drain and head for the comfy Otisville celebrity slammer in New York to join his good old buddy, Michael Cohen.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 8, 2019

gin jockey

A person who has a proclivity towards having sex with Australian Aborigines

Gin Jockey: pack of smokes and a six pack for a fuck?
Gin: no worries brudda

by WhackMeOneInTheShitter July 14, 2006

Pig Jockey

A rider who races pigs at a Pig Racing event. Children or Midgets may be used as Jockeys but maximum prestige for comic effect is awarded to pig owners who use Monkeys, this may also prevent legal problems arising as the losing Jockey is usually spit roast and his mount turned into BBQ. May also be referred to as a "Simian Swine Jockey"

"That Pig Jockey just cost me ten bucks, I'm gonna spit roast his ass"

by Steve SB April 24, 2007

chopstick jockey

Derogatory term referring to a person of Asian descent.

"That chopstick jockey certainly is good at math."

by Lee in Austin June 19, 2008

Head Jockey

A whore; one who has a reputation of giving either good or bad head.

Chris: Hey, remember when you and that chick hooked up, what happened there?

Darrick: Dude she's a head jockey, and it was bad, so I told her to stop and finished it off myself.

by Steven Sotelo December 29, 2008

Strip Joker

Strip Joker is when you dont have a deck of cards for strip poker therefore you use jokes instead. This is how it works. You tell a joke to a girl, if she laughs then she removes an article of cloathing. A mere smerck constitues removal. This rule is in effect because many of them do not have a sense of humor and it makes the game more entertaining. You must have good jokes to play but those are not hard to find with a little research. I can guarentee drunk girls for go with this no problem.

Jason: Hey you want to play Strip Joker?

Sally: Okay

Jason: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Sally: I don't know

Jason: A Gummy Bear

Sally: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's Hilarious

Jason: Damn straight! Now take your top off...

Sally: Umm okay

by The Gobfather July 11, 2010

typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.

Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night

by sweet sheets December 23, 2010