Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

lerky jerky

Lerky jerky is when a dick is floppy or not hard, unattractive right?

Girl1: he had a lerky jerky last night, it was not attractive at all.

Girl2: ewwwey

by Miyah G. April 21, 2018

Tongue Jerky

When libertarian bitcoin nerds get together and jabber about their utopian future nonsense.

“I was driving with Rollo, and there was this serious tongue jerky about hyperbitcoinization happening”

by Al’s Lacrosse June 01, 2021

beef jerky dog

Tony’s friends dead dog

look at Tony’s beef jerky dog

by Caorlisn December 27, 2020

Jerky nugget

Two guys going into fetal positions facing each other and jerk each other off. If one or both has an orgasm they have to come together to make one big nugget.

Me and my homie had some jerky nuggets (plural) last night, best thing since sliced bread.

by Big Chungus 40269 September 17, 2021

butter jerky

The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.

My friend smells like butter jerky.

by McNasty the Greasiest January 20, 2018

Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

by StevethePeeve April 20, 2021