Jeans that are very tight around the knees especially on men. Often worn by skaters and hipsters. sometimes taken to the extreme by people like Dustin Dollin, Ali Boulala, and Jim Greco. (All professional skateboarders).
by The not-quite-coolest kid in the school! June 11, 2004

Tis the most clever jimmy rustler you will ever see. He is very nice and very mean at the same time. He will give you advice when you ask for it but if u dont ask then good luck. He is also smarter than your average muduru.
by Tomokiman March 13, 2017

The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.
Dude #1 - How far did she go last night?
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.
by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

What Jared wear all day 24/7 providing non-stop comedy
He will also manufacture these for Wrangler Co. when he is older
He will also manufacture these for Wrangler Co. when he is older
Zach "Hey Guys whats up"!
Jared "Shut the Hell up!"
This is what Fair Jeans are.....And i expierence them everyday
Jared "Shut the Hell up!"
This is what Fair Jeans are.....And i expierence them everyday
by JokesMcgee July 12, 2010

Someone so talented that every person around him suddenly seems plain, except the ones he loves whom he always manages to make feel important. He usually have a kick-ass smile and moving eyes.
- Why do you keep going to the movies ?!
- I don't really know. I guess I'm still desperately hoping to find the next Pierre-Jean of the decade ...
- I don't really know. I guess I'm still desperately hoping to find the next Pierre-Jean of the decade ...
by Theonewhoknows June 6, 2017

kids at the club: dude up against the wall and the chick is face down with her ass in the guys crotch humping his jeans like she wants to make a baby.
by xslamberx January 6, 2012

The kinda girl who just dont give a rats ass about what people think, dispite being fabulous while doing it. By far the best girl you will ever meet
by Homosexual Frog February 26, 2017
