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Jesus He hates gays
by lol I'm not mom November 29, 2017
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Me
I am Jesus!!!
by Jesus_in_spanish May 28, 2018
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Seth Thomas quoted "Call me daddy.... No call me ...JESUS"
Hi Jesus your not gay
by JESUS😝 January 14, 2019
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An amazing flirty,intelligent,kind,and fun guy who normally is good in bed and has a big dick.
OMG my best friend Jesus has a big duck I just wish I could fuck him
by Puffblower April 7, 2019
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He’s gay and he’s a bitch and has a girlfriend named Bella
Jesus is a butthole
by Ag200610 June 19, 2019
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Shrek: *exists*
God: let’s give humans what they want, *calls jesus* “Hey can you turn green?”
by Ey-B0ss December 1, 2019
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Bruhhh my parents left me imma find jesus.
by Bankwood101 May 24, 2020
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