Team Jasper

Nobody. Because nobody fucking likes Jasper off of Twilight.

Girl 1: "Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Girl 2: "Team Jasper."

Girl 1: "What is Team Jasper?"

by seamangina October 20, 2010

Jasper

A man who only knows how to solve a pyraminx and is also Arabic

Hi, I'm Jasper. I'm from the Middle East

by Qwertz Is Cool Nobody is Dumb September 17, 2019

jasper

one word: T H I C C C BOII
he loves fortnite and would rather do that than anything

he will literally jump off a cliff if it shuts down.

Angel: how did you get here, to heaven
Person: fortnite shut down, so i pulled a jasper.

by big pp because July 25, 2020

jasper

A man from Melbourne, usually doing strange things to male grizzly Bears.

Whats Jasper doing to that bear.

by jasmannoan March 30, 2009

Jasper

When you need more than 1 roll of toilet paper after taking a shit, you've pulled a Jasper.

Person 1: Did you liked your kebab last night?
Person 2: No i didn't, it gave me a Jasper.
Person 1: Auwchh..

by Pitbull_123 June 15, 2011

japer

noun: a disgustingly fat adolescent who drinks starbucks and throws up when smelling something bad. reads poetry and hides his emotions behind misfits shirts and black pants.

"wow look at that kid over there, hes really fat, drinking starbucks, wearing a misfits shirt and black pants, and reading poetry"

"what a japer!"

by MuRpL July 29, 2004

Japerican

A Japanese person obsessive over the American culture. The opposite of a Wapanese. They may use English words where they are awkward at best, and may be more in - tuned to American shows and books than those of their own country.

Exhibiting Japericans, they :
May believe the best country is America. ( It's not. )
May believe we are superior to their technology. ( We're not. )

Etc.

by Vanichuu March 26, 2011