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Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022
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A boy who is very posh and likes to sweat fortnite. He is also posh and says loo and tea
I just got killed by a frederick william james lewin
by Liam Johsnon June 19, 2018
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James McAvoy

A madly talented underrated Hollywood star and a Scottish lad whom not only tricks you into thinking he’s English but he dedicates himself to his strong streak of playing dying film characters. You may have heard his name in the everyday phrase ‘JAMES MCAVOY DESERVES AN OSCAR!!1!1!’ but sadly, his Oscar shelf remains empty. From playing roles from the famous Narnian Faun to the telepathic Professor, he is what we call a gifted, acting legend. Hairavoy or Baldavoy will never change the fact that he is a ‘A walking dick joke’. It’s notable that James McAvoy is the Guiness World Record winner of having the world’s shortest Instagram livestreams because don’t let his handsome looks fool you, he is a real grandpa with technology.
Ryn: omg you really don’t know how to work Instagram, do you?

Tam: aye I’m a bit of a James McAvoy innit
by mcavoyetc October 27, 2018
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LeWoke James

Derogatory term for NBA superstar LeBron James when he goes complete SJW mode and starts publicly spewing false racial narratives about suppression in America and yet won't go off on China for their actual suppression of their own people. Why?! Because he and the rest of the league are sucking the Chinese government tits that have now become their primary financial support from a business standpoint. The NBA will never begin recovery until this bum retires!
Here's LeWoke James telling the public how black people are being hunted by cops on a daily basis. With that statement, any blood that is shed from a cop being hunted by a black will be on his hands.
by jc4493 March 11, 2021
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Serf and James

Serf and James

Serf and James is the next and upcoming fad. In reality self expression was never a fad in the first place. this places serf and james on another realm of existence.

People try to reap off the awesomeness of serf and james becoming 10x's kewller. These people may be fans of the serf and james life style or they may just be groupies who love em' booty.

Man, you hear/saw that, it's totally serf and james.

really loves his cd, serf and james style. :P

Serf and james makes me feel awesome. <3

Rawr, serf and james! :3

Serf and james is kewl dat’ yo

That serf and james wins over anyday.
Man, you hear/saw that, it's totally serf and james.

really loves his cd, serf and james style. :P

Serf and james makes me feel awesome. <3

Rawr, serf and james! :3

Serf and james is kewl da’ yo
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James Van Der Beek

"Ohh yeah, Dawson's Creek...James Van Der Beek, my nigga!
by twahmas November 22, 2010
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James LaBrie

James LaBrie is the extremely talented vocalist for the band Dream Theater. Born May 5th, 1963 as Kevin James LaBrie, he was raised in Penetanguishene, Ontario, Canada. He took up the drums at age 5, but later gave that up in order to pursue singing more fully. At age 21, he began vocal training with the renowned vocal coach Rosemary Patricia Burns, who remained his coach for many years.

He has also pursued several other projects, including the Canadian glam rock band Winter Rose, which was popular all around Toronto in the late 1980s. After Dream Theater fired thier former vocalist, Charlie Dominici (who performed on DT's first album "When Dream and Day Unite" - 1989) they hired LaBrie, using his middle name as a stage name to differentiate between Kevin Moore who was the keyboardist in the band when he joined.

James has also appeared on releases by Fates Warning and Shadow Gallery, Trent Gardner's Explorer's Club and Leonardo the Absolute Man, as well as tribute albums to Rush, Emerson Lake and Palmer, and Queen. In 1999, James completed and released the first MullMuzzler album, "Keep it to Yourself" to much critical acclaim. "The followup, James LaBrie's MullMuzzler 2", was released in 2001. James also contributed his vocal talents as a major character on Ayreon's 2004 rock opera, "The Human Equation." His newest record "Elements of Persuasion" was released in 2005.
James LaBrie is a vocal god. Period.
by Lal October 12, 2005
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