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Jamie is massive, he has the ability to engulf the entire milky way. Sadly, this fat man is completely unable to walk due to diabetes. He is also an annoying asshole that no one likes, he stinks like piss to make things worse.
Jamie will also go by fat cunt or Mr. Chonk
If you keep eating you will become a 'Jamie.'
You stink like a 'Jamie.'
Oh get up and walk, you are being such a 'Jamie.'
Jamie by Fishythefishy June 12, 2020
Jamie is gay
Jamie by CharlieLUFCw July 27, 2020
She's a typical middle aged Facebook mom from the 2010s that posts Selfies of her and her family.
Jamie: "Vacation with the fam! #disneyworld #Selfie! #LOL #I<3myfamily
Jamie by xvizq April 20, 2022
the word jamie refers to a tall handsome bad bitch getta who chases a fat bag and chings man for looking at him, also means a man who has unlimited money and attrack hella hoes
oh my god jamie you are so bossed up i want you in my bed now please drown me in your money you sexy ass nigga 🥰
jamie by jamie- August 21, 2022
well if you were to call someone a jamie, you would probably get slapped. in fact, if you were to call someone a jamie you would probably get bitchslapped. simple as 1,2,3.

with that aside, let's go through what jamie is, alright? (:.

A jamie is one who thinks she is the shit, yet she says she hates people who is the shit on her myspace page. so basically, a jamie is a hypocrite. yet she says she also hates hypocrites on her myspace page.

a jamie is one who flatters herself constantly and would also say "don't flatter yourself." constantly to other people who compliment how they look, etc.

a jamie is one who would sex anyone just because they asked. and oh ho, i don't mean real life sex. i mean cybersex. i wonder why? probably cause she's so ugly and she pumps up the contrast to the max on her myspace pictures.


a jamie is one who is a fat ass.
Jamie: hey, i just updated my myspace page (again) and i wrote that i hate hypocrites yet i am one myself :D!!!!!!
jamie by secretjamiehater April 25, 2009
A mild retarded kid who gets drunk off 6 beers, gets beaten by his girlfriend and go to at durham college where success matters. He spends his days wasting away playing retro computer games instead of going to class. In all, he is a short emo kid that looks like he is 12 years old
Jamie: In order to cook a meal twice as fast you must first put it in the microwave and then put the microwave into the oven. this will enable you to cook food twice as fast
Jamie by jamie lover 101 November 19, 2009