jahlon

Jahlon is a big fat dad with a small dick he sucks a football and gets no pussy

Girl: have you fuck jahlon

Friend : no

Girl: he has a baby dick

by - the goat June 18, 2018

jahonathon

Can be really pretty but if you piss her off she will hurt you. She's really smart and is way out of your league!

Boy: is that jahonathon?
Girl: yeah, but she's wayyyy out of your league

by HellerTrucker June 1, 2017

jagoona

jagoona is the name of a search engine with Bitcoin-wallet implementation.

Let me paysearch with Jagoona.

by Realmala August 3, 2017

jagoot

When Hitler says Jew with his mouth full

Hitler:*mouth full* Gas them jagoots

by carpetmuncher4lufe March 13, 2018

jahdon

The sexiest girl you’ll ever meet nice hair and is kind but can be a bitch at times and love her friends

I wish Jahdon was my girl

by Jahdon September 17, 2018

jahnon

Basically your average nerd bad at basketball but amazing in 2k kinda and say hella dumb stuff but you find him funny because hes so ugly and slow but yea a jahnon is pretty rare to find you dont see alot of those little nerds around

Oh look its jahnon, he still a virgin!?

by Stemmyer March 24, 2019

jahmonny

He got pretty eyes and he hella funny and he light skin and he got waves

Girl- I want me a jahmonny

by No.name💯 March 31, 2019