The love of my life, with pretty eyes, cute meows, and sexxyyy body. Her noises are cute and has a gorgeous and fun personality and she makes me smile even when im sad.
Full of sexy wisdom, and love her interests in insects and sneks even though im deathly terrified of them (Maybe ill warm up to them).
I want to marry this woman and have cats with her <3
Full of sexy wisdom, and love her interests in insects and sneks even though im deathly terrified of them (Maybe ill warm up to them).
I want to marry this woman and have cats with her <3
by azuramints December 24, 2023
Get the Josiemug. Josie is a sporty and funny friend. She generally has green eyes and pale skin often sunburnt. The American Josie will play softball but the Australian or English Josie will play sports like AFL, touch football, netball, or cricket. A josie can get mad easily and is very sleepy, they love cooking because they love eating. In general Josie is a great person to be around.
by pikcle 1995 November 7, 2022
Get the Josiemug. A bitchy restaurant server who thinks far too highly of oneself. Often rude, condescending and full of themselves.
Josie believes that restaurant service is the single most important thing in life. Josie’s often think that everyone should aspire to be a server. They look down on those with larger aspirations.
by Jasyjames September 23, 2020
Get the Josiemug. josie is a stupid fart fat face she ugly and dumb she a little ho who will steal your food from your lunchbox and not give you answers to science assignments. don’t share your locker with her she will take your food
have you seen josie?
yeah, that fat bitch who won’t shut the fuck up and stop stealing my food?
omg yeah she’s so stupid and ugly!
yeah, that fat bitch who won’t shut the fuck up and stop stealing my food?
omg yeah she’s so stupid and ugly!
by feinfart November 22, 2024
Get the Josiemug. Greatest weather girl you will ever meet. always willing to go run in the rain. you don’t wanna loose her so keep her close. she will be the best meteorologist in the country.
That guy: hey, have you heard of that new weather girl?
Friend: yeah “a josie” told me it wasn’t gonna rain and i got fucking soaked!
That guy: yeah “a josie” is the country’s best
Friend: yeah “a josie” told me it wasn’t gonna rain and i got fucking soaked!
That guy: yeah “a josie” is the country’s best
by ballpolisher June 6, 2022
Get the Josiemug. by JohnnToast November 1, 2020
Get the Josiemug. but is a besutiful 1 of a kind woman
e because she has lived a unique life stitched together with unique circumstances that she resents because josi hates the spotlight. Josi is extremely fluent and articulate in English but cannot communicate her beliefs or express herself in a manner the world may understand because of her very wide variety of cultural backgrounds, travels, and, Most people are jealous of josi and this really scares her. She has seen a darkness that has droppes her to her knees and had her shaking like a leaf. She is a beautiful woman who is terrifed of corruption, and deceit. She is nothing more then a diamond in the rough trapped and tortured by very immature, obsessive people love the idea of trying to destroy her life.she is a lonely personality with the soul that never looses it's fire.
e because she has lived a unique life stitched together with unique circumstances that she resents because josi hates the spotlight. Josi is extremely fluent and articulate in English but cannot communicate her beliefs or express herself in a manner the world may understand because of her very wide variety of cultural backgrounds, travels, and, Most people are jealous of josi and this really scares her. She has seen a darkness that has droppes her to her knees and had her shaking like a leaf. She is a beautiful woman who is terrifed of corruption, and deceit. She is nothing more then a diamond in the rough trapped and tortured by very immature, obsessive people love the idea of trying to destroy her life.she is a lonely personality with the soul that never looses it's fire.
Josi is rare
by Frogdice November 30, 2021
Get the Josimug.