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jordan's on a saturday 

From Chris Brown's Song "With You" -- Michael Jordan's come out only on saturday's and its always a big deal. They don't come out everyday and they sell out fast. People can reserve them and it gets crazy.

He's basically saying how much he loves/wants the girl and cannot wait to have/be with her.
You know you always like Jordan's on a Saturday to me.
Jordan: An amazing kisser, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, best to cuddle with, sexy, kind, caring, big heart, happy, funny, fun loving, loves God.. his family..girlfriend..and friends, someone you can't live without, utterly good looking and has the luckiest girlfriend ever because she is so totally blessed to have such an amazing man in her life. There is no one like him. He is one of a kind, a true gem! Once you meet him you'll fall in love with this prince charming from the South!
Someone I cannot live without. I love you babe!

Jordan looks so good Channing Tatum looks like a troll standing next to him.
Jordan by ajack555 October 12, 2013

jordanesque 

A word or phrase used to describe all forms of greatness, perfection, superiority, or flawlessness.
Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.

Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.
jordanesque by sam cassell April 11, 2011
An extremely nice, talented guy who'll have your back till the day you die. Always loved and protects his true lover!

A handsome man that has gorgeous eyes and a sexy body with a massive penis.

Is great in bed and is fantastic at oral!!!!
Jordan by Skyeskyeskye November 6, 2016

Jordan Hall 

An asshole guy who stares at your boobs all day then, doesn't ask you out after.
Dude, that guy is such a fucking Jordan Hall!! He was totally all up on me !!
Jordan Hall by Ame Ai me October 26, 2011
Amazingly sweet, funny, sarcastic, and a total Trekkie. Once you meet her, you will never look back. Perfect girlfriend material, she's got a 'don't take shit from nobody' attitude, and she'll crush you if you hurt her, or anyone she knows. She's hard to come by, and if you're lucky enough to find her, you can sell the rest of your Pokeballs 'cause you just caught the one. She will always be loyal, interesting, and utterly fascinating. In short, do not let her slip away.
Girl 1: Hi!
Guy 1: Hey, what's your name?
Girl 1: I'm Jordan.
Guy 1/Guy 2: DIBS!
Girl 1: Uhh.. what?
Jordan by The One Ring November 5, 2012