joosed

being ripped off or stolen from physically (money) or emotionally. Stingy

Garrett joosed segal when he wouldn't pay for lunch

by Segal January 17, 2005

joosh

To be used when a douche goes above and beyond the call of douchedom. A combination of josh and doooosh.

guy 1: that guy has a face i just want to punch

guy 2: yea, hes such a joosh

by ninjachronic May 14, 2010

Joont

Big Pussy

Hoes have a Joont

by Sam March 15, 2003

Jootha

Something that has come in contact with someone's Saliva

Jootha: The curry anyone is eating.

by Jootha February 22, 2011

Jodsters

an amazing person, sexiest of the sexy and loves hip hop, the coolest of cool... A very loyal friend who never means to cause you sadness. music is her life and wont stop until she make it. she love everyone for who they are but get in her way back the fuck off cause you will get a face full of Jodsters punch and it aint pretty !

Dude she looks kool it must be Jodsters !

Dude:"i was speaking to someone the other day but she looked like she was daydreaming."

Dude 2 " oh that must of been Jodsters."

by JJP 440 August 17, 2011

joose

Government warning,... may cause pregnant wemon to have mixed race babies unknowiningly. and if you drink more than 1 of the joose it will cause you to climb onto a picknick table and have intercourse the umberella hole in the middle of the table in day light, it will cause unexplained sneakiness, resulting in the rare but known "sneaky steve" causing you to have sneaky intercourse in the anus......twice!!!!!!!

This one time at band camp, whilst drinking joose around the campfire and making smores, I unknowingly ventured into sneaky steve's cabin. He was wearing only a ski mask and a pair of socks while he was pinching his nipples and putting lotion on his skin he was fucking a white bitch from behind and then 9 months later the baby came out looking like a piece of charcoal!

by rj belvines March 30, 2008

joostflu

The yearning that manifests within upon the discovery of Stefanie Joosten, a desire for companionship and long term commitment to the Joost that is enticing yet unattainable

Fuck off I have joostflu

by sadboy2002 September 13, 2016