"Tommy: I play the clarinet!" "Low brass: you need jesus!"
"Person 1: Staceys mom has got it goin on!" "Person 2: go get jesus"
"Person 1: Staceys mom has got it goin on!" "Person 2: go get jesus"
by DaddyMaddie13 November 02, 2018
1. Jesus was a Jewish man who is known to Christian society as a man who taught the word of God. He did everything in his power to spread his teachings, and attempt to make peace in the world.
2. Jesus - A common Mexican name, pronounced, hey-zeus or hay-zoos
3. A nickname for the one person in a group who is normally calm and quiet, but who a lot of people tend to mess with/pick on. He/She usually tries to create peace through talking rather than fighting, and often seems to love everybody as his/her family. If Jesus speaks, he/she usually only uses a few words, rather than complete sentences.
2. Jesus - A common Mexican name, pronounced, hey-zeus or hay-zoos
3. A nickname for the one person in a group who is normally calm and quiet, but who a lot of people tend to mess with/pick on. He/She usually tries to create peace through talking rather than fighting, and often seems to love everybody as his/her family. If Jesus speaks, he/she usually only uses a few words, rather than complete sentences.
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3. "Wassup, Jesus? Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Sure." "Ready to get pwned?" "We'll see."
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3. "Wassup, Jesus? Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Sure." "Ready to get pwned?" "We'll see."
by Akairu Noizu May 20, 2008
Jesus has a big dick
by Litassdude January 24, 2017
by JESUS😝 January 14, 2019
super hot and funny guy. will always put a smile on your face and does not always mow lawns... just sometimes when you pay good money.
no example of Jesus
by thegreatesteversteff January 02, 2017
A fine ass guy who is loyal,handsome,that smokes weed 24/7 and that stays having money to buy all the weed he wants
by Carlos vegas March 15, 2017
A boy who is in high school that is amazing,caring, smart, cheerful. He has respect for women, never gives up always work hard for the best. He's funny and wants to have fun. He's also a lady's man. Watch out lady Jesus is on his way.
by Crazy life March 14, 2017