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irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.
After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.
by SalvyZ June 27, 2024
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Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!
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Jerky

Jerking your private part but shortened and spelled cutely.
Yo bro I'm jerky right now.
by Skib Toilet bruv August 23, 2023
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stiff jerky

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky
by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018
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Beef Jerky

Another name for a Cow Raisin.
Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins
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Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020
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turkey jerky

A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
by QuacksO November 29, 2017
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