Jalopy

A sexual partner, can be either male or female, used in fast food transactions who does not perform at acceptable standards.

Sarah: "Hey Ames. Ya gonna grab some fast food tonight?"
Amy: "Nah. The last Ronald Mcdonald turned out to be a total jalopy, girl. He left a bite mark on my neck!"
Sarah: "There will be no jalopies in this drive-thru!"

by Rah14 December 12, 2008

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe

When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"

B: I had a sloppy jaloppy chin wipe whit my wife
J: I also had one with my hamster

by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

jablows

REALLY blows,more than normal "blows"

"hey chuck, how is your homework going??"
"it friggin jablows"

by quizzile September 24, 2005

jablowme

a term used by the cheapest ass white hoes on the streets. this is a term not by black pimps who get all the hoes

"yo jablowme" :hooker
"hell nah u slut "The black authority

by KONDOR&DEFFAY August 1, 2008

jabloo

jabloo is a word sainath learned and now he calls his best friend, originally it meant "clown" now it means "everything"

anusha is sainath's jabloo

by sexy beast July 21, 2006

jallop

Common referral to a rather large amount of ejaculate.

1.Yo, you shouldda seen that jallop that i left on her chin!

2. Why don't you go in their and leave a grotesque jallop on his pillow?

3. Yo bitch, clean that jallop off your lips before talkin.

by Browniebaby October 25, 2006

jaloop

a retard or someone who says retarded things

Kristy: Your LMK
Lauren: its like alphabetical order but backwards.
Karen: Wow youre a jaloop

by the bangables February 29, 2008