jakob dunlap

a guy who usually is boring has a big nose and plays some sports but sucks at all sports and he likes to make friend but has very few

"Jakob Dunlap sat the bench the whole game" "wow he sucks doesn't know how to play i guess"

by asauhfuidsafgbsduig May 2, 2018

Jakob

he will play with you. he makes you the happiest girl but after all he will never talk to you again after one day. he say 1000 times that he love you but at the end it only hurts. He has one girl in his live he would to everything for her it’s complicated with her and him but at the end they are always together. he can be the best person but also the worst.

celina: is this jakob

mara: oh,yes it is him.
celina: he is the love of my life

mara: also mine,but he don’t love me anymore. good luck with him!
celina: oh, thanks but i don’t know he is not the best person to me sometimes.

by i.luv.u November 21, 2021

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

Jakobe

A gay little bitch that watches anime, and a big snitch

Bob: hey do you know Jakobe?
Joe: Yea his opinion doesn’t count

by Mynameisvon September 13, 2019

Jakob

Jakob is a kind hearted person who never gives up on anyone and he is just the best person ever

Hi Jakob

Hi

by IRELYN May 18, 2020

jakob

an unloyal boy who betrayes many girls

did u see that jakob broke a girl‘s heart again?

by arsen1o7 August 4, 2022

Hans Jakob

He is a bad ass man! He loves to do somethink with other gurls and is a small fuc*boy. He is a good kisser but bad in bed.

I just love Hans Jakob

by BadGirlFromHeaven January 2, 2017