jakob aronsson

really strong guy, good with friends and has some really good relationship skills.

hey! are you one of those jakob aronsson's?

by SimpThePimp August 30, 2017

jakob

this guy looks you dead in the eyes and eats a whole poop in front of you every time you see him

coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?

by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025

Jakobe

A gay little bitch that watches anime, and a big snitch

Bob: hey do you know Jakobe?
Joe: Yea his opinion doesn’t count

by Mynameisvon September 13, 2019

Jakob

Jakob is a kind hearted person who never gives up on anyone and he is just the best person ever

Hi Jakob

Hi

by IRELYN May 18, 2020

jakob

an unloyal boy who betrayes many girls

did u see that jakob broke a girl‘s heart again?

by arsen1o7 August 4, 2022

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

Hans Jakob

He is a bad ass man! He loves to do somethink with other gurls and is a small fuc*boy. He is a good kisser but bad in bed.

I just love Hans Jakob

by BadGirlFromHeaven January 2, 2017