Jakob

tall super tall guy who’s also known as the hard carry and the txt stan

Jakob: My name is Jakob.
Person: You must be a hard carry and the txt stan!

by gwendoleen November 17, 2021

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Jakob

(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.

Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”

by Armenianthief January 25, 2023

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Jakob foal

A foal thats lost in a daze and thinks tarry-bowls are a small bowl of weed, in reality he's to lost in the daze to realize a tarry-bowl is a huge bowl of weed and the reality its called a jakob-bowl

Oh look! Its a foal, oh wait no! Its a lost jakob foal, lets go catch him!

by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018

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Jakobe

A gay little bitch that watches anime, and a big snitch

Bob: hey do you know Jakobe?
Joe: Yea his opinion doesn’t count

by Mynameisvon September 13, 2019

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jakob

this guy looks you dead in the eyes and eats a whole poop in front of you every time you see him

coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?

by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025

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