Invisible Masturbation

When you put your hands in the air and say "invisible masturbation" it is a common term as it means no one else can see you masturbating in public

"Hey he's having invisible masturbation!"
"WOW he's cool, he's having some invisible masturbation

by Knowitalltohelpyouknowitall September 24, 2011

the invisible

The Invisible is a Deviant (see also deviantart )

Can be found at www.the-invisible.deviantart.com

by aeilidh April 5, 2005

InvisableMan

someone who owns you

seriously. invisableman 0wns you. w00t.

by w00ty mc faggins December 1, 2003

invisable monsters

by Chuck Palahniuk. one of the best and most bizarre books ever written. the story of some really fucked up people who's lives mesh together in some really fucked up ways. highly recomended that you read this now!also read Fight Club!

Give me Drama

Flash

Give me Sex Changes

Flash

Give me Invisable Monsters

Flash

by spawn of society December 15, 2008

inevitable 1337

Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.

Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
inevitable 1337: FUCK YOU! *rips guy's head off and pisses into his neck like a potty*

by oh mouse of feeayar March 3, 2004

invisible hand

The process by which fees are removed from your bank account when you use the wrong/out-of-network automatic teller machine.

The "invisible hand" is going to take $2.50 for getting 20 bucks out of my checking account here.

by Nuska June 6, 2004

Invisible Stop Sign

A stop sign that is not there, but is observed by locals anyway. Often found at the end of freeway on-ramps, in parking lots, and in front of Yield signs in Massachusetts.

No officer, I did NOT see that she was stopped. Must have been that invisible stop sign.

by capnwacky March 28, 2009