Inverection

When the penis shrivels inward into the body, usually out of pure disgust at another human being. This process makes the penis resemble a vagina. May cause extreme pain.

Dude: Hey, look its Bedson topless
Luke:*inverection*

by Antifester September 16, 2005

Inverse Farmer

Also known as a soccer tan.

Wearing long socks on a sunny day, causing a tan line to appear mid to high calf.

Look at my inverse Farmer from yesterday, I'm never wearing knee high socks to the beach again!

by Roxy041793 July 13, 2010

take inventory

to check eachother out nudey booty

They snuck into the empty classroom to take inventory.

by instinctvbc February 11, 2012

High Times Inventions

From the Book Of senses.

These are the inventions purely made while being high on marijuana.They are strictly made to make communication easier and are not offensive at all.These inventions are only understood by very inteligent people,or people under the influence of marijuana(because of the increasement in creativity),anybody else will think that they are pointless or they use the defence mechanism of calling it "offensive" because they dont understand it.

some sober dumb person:"I dont get the point of all these words that you guys use,its so offensive"

Nik:"No theyre not,theyre just High Times Inventions"

by Nik Armi February 4, 2010

inevitable

agent smith's favorite word

"It is inevitable, mr anderson"
"not impossible, inevitable"

by neo November 14, 2003

invert

How high you can jump off tha ground. usually in inches

Yo man Vince claims he got a 43" invert

by killah June 22, 2004

inverse racism

Racism against white people from any other race

Phil: Dude why are all these black people giving me the fish eye?
Kenny: inverse racism... its worse than racism...

by Phenny January 15, 2010