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stan instagram

similar to stan twitter but filled with cupcakes and locals who don’t quite understand stan culture
usually make ‘memes’ that are unfunny to anyone outside their fandom (for example: me when someone says they love ariana grande *photo of ariana grande smiling*)
& get super uptight if anyone criticises their idols or opinions
person: i hate stan instagram, it’s full of cupcakes
insta stan: Omg 😭 That’s so mean, respect my choices ☁️✨🌪🥺
by brooke lynn hytes was robbed August 29, 2019
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Instagram

A photo sharing app which is a lame way of becoming popular that people use to take vein and stupid selfies. People who use Instagram tend to become addicted and eventually there whole life becomes consumed by it. People who have it are often referred to as Instatwats and will do whatever it takes to get more followers than all their friends
A: Hey I just got Instagram did you see my latest post
B: Yeah, you finally become one of the Kool Kids.
by Fishd June 27, 2014
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Instagram

An app for iPhone and android where one can post a picture and get likes and people can comment on the picture.
Julia: Hey Caroline, go like my Instagram picture!!
Caroline: I already did and I commented
by turnersmith April 12, 2015
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Instagram

An app that people use to post pics, comment on pics, like pics, follow people, get followed, and so on.
OMG! @_queen_of_the_narwhals_ has a great INSTAGRAM account! you should follow her! (don't stalk her)
by _NARWHALZ_ February 2, 2015
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instagram fit girl

Girl that gets dressed up for an Instagram picture that makes it look like she worked out but really didn't do anything.
Instagram fit girl No gains doesn't lift fake lifter
by RommRomanov December 31, 2015
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instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.
"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?
by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014
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Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C)

When you don't post on Instagram for long periods of time or constantly post and delete pictures because they don't go with your feed. Or you don't know what your next Instagram theme is gonna be.
Jack: I went with a black and white theme for insta because I'm going through an Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C) and can't think of a new aesthetic
by thatsochocolate January 21, 2016
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