temporary infatuation of his

The equivalent of a side bitch

She was nothing but a temporary infatuation of his

by BigBootyBitch October 22, 2017

Supposed Former Infatuation Junket

A gathering of five or more Alanis Morissette fans.

I refuse to go to Lilith Fair, it's a total Supposed Former Infatuation Junket.

by KritianBoy April 7, 2017

Splash-back infatuation

Intensified feelings you get for your partner after going on a date with someone else.

After my date with a potential gf, I went home and had crazy intense sex with my partner, it must have been that splash-back infatuation!

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Invitation Party

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."

by safesexinnola September 12, 2009

infartuation

Refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one's colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. Similar to asspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given ass by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise "be close" with the admired person.

I had a major infartuation with Tiffany when I first laid eyes on her, and I was afraid that she would be turned off. But fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my anal indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.

by QuacksO January 10, 2016

infosational

When you learn a new fact, and the feeling is sensational.

"When I found out Bill Nye the Science Guy was created by Disney it was infosational"

by Kaligyrl October 10, 2016

InfaPtuation

The instinctual attraction to a certain type of male/ female/or whatever the fuck, that you can't overcome because you love the idea of that type of person as the best. Mostly regarding nationality.

Pete "Dude derrin got head from that Asian girl."
Bret " no way dude I didn't know he had an InfaPtuation for the Asian ladies!"
Pete "You're fucking right he does!"

by Definitely NOT Petie Hernandez March 8, 2018