The Fortnite Incident

on this day a imbecile said the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever heard and i told him he’s getting his own holiday so yeah now he is getting one

““jonesy you go right, renagade you go left, *camera cuts to peely* skull trooper says “uh peely you just be peely” then they all chant “1-2-3 fortnite!””- The Fortnite Incident

by thefortniteincident December 2, 2023

Beaver Plug Incident

It’s basically where a big beaver penetrates your ass with his tail and sometimes includes his beaver penis while the big boy rapes the hell out of your ass until it widens enough to make you shit all over the place

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

The BNR was in the Beaver Plug Incident…

by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023

byford dolphin incident

An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.

Don’t look up the byford dolphin incident unless u like gore and morbid shit

by glubglubglubglub June 22, 2025

Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.

Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

The spice incident

The spice incident is another word for something bad that happened, as it represents the time shea boked off spice

World war 2 was really the spice incident

by kctbag July 17, 2025

Campbell Bus Incident

Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County

“Hey John, be careful, they might pull a Campbell Bus Incident at that party if you go!

by Bus Incidents September 7, 2022

Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.

"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident

by AOA Association March 26, 2025