One in, one out policy

The sudden need to pass a bowel movement right after eating a meal.

Steve - "The doormen of my guts hold a one in, one out policy"
Jane - "Why are you calling me to say this?"
Steve - "Could you ask the waiter to bring more paper to the lavatory, they're all out."

by IanContinentia October 19, 2009

Lob one in there

Lob
As in, 'I'd lob one in there.'
Measured up and judged to be worth fucking without regret. Generally - a judgement affixed to a woman by a man - while not within her earshot. Spoken between bros or their cross cultural equivalents.

Jimmy Three Beers: 'Ewwwey! Carmen's sister's lookin' kinda' hot tonight. Would you tap that ass?'

Big Carl: 'Mmmm. Yeah. I'd lob one in there.'

by PulSe of Samsara December 29, 2021

hang one in her

sex, sexual intercourse with a woman, the process of inserting a penis into a vagina or anus

"Stephanie's coming over tonight, and I plan to hang one in her"

by Big Poppa South April 22, 2010

one in the pink one in the stink

during four play the male partner sticks a finger in the vagina and the anus at the same time.

yo man, i made out with my girlfriend last night and i had one in the pink, and one in the stink.

by rib caron May 8, 2003

One in the Spirit

One in the Spirit means to be one as a group worshipping God. A group of people that are worshipping their God as one in unison.

We were One in the Spirit as we sang around the campfire at Bible Camp. We were all One in the Spirit worshipping the Lord also in our church Sunday. Everyone was as One in the Spirit when we all prayed together to help missionaries around the world.

by myra jane nelson January 14, 2010

one in a million

Kick-ass song from the one and only guns n roses. axl talks bout his childhood when it all was totally fucked up, and by the way, you idiots, when he says niggers, he meant it in a way that people like the NWA say it, not in a derogetory sense, and when he says faggots, hes talkin bout some fuckin paedo who tried to rape him when he was a kid. u shud check it out if you're depressed

Dave:''Dude, you heard 'one in a million'?''
Kurt:'nah man, i just got dumped, then found out i got an STI, so im too depressed to listen to music'
Dave:'well listen to it you idiot n you'll really cheer up'
Kurt:'ok dude'

by Hargy69 June 24, 2006

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the ladies vaginal crevice, while doing this you also place your pinky finger in the anus.

person 1: Guess what I did last night.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I performed the Two in the pink, one in the stink. On Jen

Person 2: aww thats nasty

by Blackman in Maryport August 4, 2014