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IB

Welcome to the International Baccalaureate Organization. Here, you will experience a vivid simulation of abyss and hell. You will build your skill as an IB Learner, and recognize the importance of handling personal breakdowns. In IB, you will encounter many opportunities that are recommended by past victims to escape from; despite the obvious answer being IBO itself, students are encouraged to disregard their responsibility in the Extended Essay, CAS Experiences, and Theory of Knowledge. In a extent, students are emboldened to run away from the mental illnesses that come forth with the Diploma Programme.
I hope you rot in IB

He sold his soul to IB

"The beast that thou sawest was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the IBO and to go into perdition."

"And if you gaze for long into an IB, the IB gazes also into you."
by 吾自深渊来 September 23, 2020
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-ib

-ib is a prefix that means opposite
-ib + (name) = opposite of the name
by Labowski_Pro March 10, 2022
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IBS

I have IBS so I need to go take care of that
by Smellyballz27 August 25, 2023
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IB

IB is an acronym for the term indigenous bitches.
Rachel: The fucking IB sitting next to me wouldn't open the window on the 7 hour bus ride to Jaco.

Monroe: IB's have the best drugs.
by tom.pura_vida March 24, 2009
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IBS

I’m being serious(IBS) girl, she said this about you
by life with Jaz January 2, 2023
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IB SL Math

A waste of time. You learn derivatives, but it is unnecessary unless you want to be an engineer. Don't take this course if you love your free time.
no just no ib sl math
by sunnyka November 11, 2020
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IB

The Ib (International Baccalaureate) Is a well-known prestigious institute, that encourages stress, procrastination and 0.5 hours of sleep maximum. The special creatures that dare start this program, rarely see sunlight and have harnessed special skills of Bs'ing their way through everything. The only time these creatures can be seen outside is when they are gathering data for their IA's. The students that once thought they were smart, or overworked from grade 6 all the way to grade 10 now regret everything they have ever said. This prestigious Course is highly acknowledged and the ones who do find a way to graduate after swimming through a mountain of IA's and a 4000-word essay for their EE, end up not much better off than any normal student. Except they now have anxiety and high levels of stress following them around 24/7.

These students can be recognised by the following things -

- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.
_____
Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?

Patient - I am an IB student.

Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?

Patient - 3 weeks ago.
_____

She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.
by Sea_You_Later November 3, 2022
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