IBS

I’m being serious

I’m being serious(IBS) girl, she said this about you

by life with Jaz January 2, 2023

Ibe

The word “IBE” refers to an ancient pact of members that would secretly come into great success with eachother. The members are initiated with a circle and the first letter of their name is withdrawn and put together with the term. Members can only be identified as an ibe through intiation or inheritance.

My nickname is kibe, therefore I am in the ibe clan.

by RealTimeDictionary.inc November 24, 2023

IB accent

An IB accent is usually seen amongst IB graduates. It is an international accent that is somewhat similar to mid-Atlantic/transatlantic accent. However, the difference is that you also hear pain and agony in their accent and voices as a result of IB. If you hear a mid/transatlantic accent and sounds dead inside, yep, you’ve spotted the IB accent.

I sound international and dead inside, I have an IB accent.

by Kelsz August 23, 2023

IBS

Itchy Butt Syndrome

Fred: Why you keep go to the bathroom
Mike: I have IBS
Fred: Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Mike: No Itchy Butty Syndrome. I gotta scratch my ass

by semper afk January 18, 2019

ibs

intense booty sex

if you have ibs u are a lil freak

by yummmmymyumyyumy April 26, 2022

IB

The Ib (International Baccalaureate) Is a well-known prestigious institute, that encourages stress, procrastination and 0.5 hours of sleep maximum. The special creatures that dare start this program, rarely see sunlight and have harnessed special skills of Bs'ing their way through everything. The only time these creatures can be seen outside is when they are gathering data for their IA's. The students that once thought they were smart, or overworked from grade 6 all the way to grade 10 now regret everything they have ever said. This prestigious Course is highly acknowledged and the ones who do find a way to graduate after swimming through a mountain of IA's and a 4000-word essay for their EE, end up not much better off than any normal student. Except they now have anxiety and high levels of stress following them around 24/7.

These students can be recognised by the following things -

- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.

_____
Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?

Patient - I am an IB student.

Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?

Patient - 3 weeks ago.
_____

She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.

by Sea_You_Later November 3, 2022

IBS

These problems cause your digestive tract to be very sensitive. They also change how your bowel muscles contract.

Person 1: your mama is so packing she broke my back last night.

Person 2: that’s so funny!

Matty T: stop my ibs is gonna start kicking in that’s so funny

by Daveandmike123 June 3, 2022