Irrebutable

The word irrefutable but misspoken by people who are dumb enough to think the earth is flat.

Professor Dare Ick (of the Dunning Kruger Institute for Kids Who can't Science Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good too) has many irrebutable proofs for flat earth

by Titan Uranus September 6, 2022

Insistant Irritant

That one person that sees the absolute negative side of everything. S/he cannot commit to anything, due to the fact that everything can and will go wrong, and on the off chance that s/he does commit to something, s/he will make whatever it is absolute hell for anyone else involved. Despite this, always insists that "we" need to do more as a group or family.

Six stages of Insistant Irritant:
Insistence: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Before commitment: "That will never go right."
Too late to cancel: "I thought that this trip would be a great idea, but now I think that it's going to be terrible."
During trip: "I'm having a terrible time."
After trip: "That was terrible."
Five minutes after previous quote: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"

by Yggdrasilcutter December 26, 2008

Irrogant

To be ignorant and arrogant at the same time.

"Yo Piers Morgan is the most irrogant person in the world"
"I know, right!"

by thegrizzleybear September 11, 2011

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

When you or your Scrabble opponent has so many vowels on their rack, they can't make a word on the board, or the only word that can be made is going to score very low. Complaining about having too many vowels and getting irritable reign over swapping a vowel tile and skipping a turn.

player #1: your turn.
player #2: dude, I can't even make a word, I have too many vowels.
player #1: swap some tiles, then.
player #2: no, it's ok. I will just make this two letter word and get a crappy point score.
player #1: sounds like you are suffering from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

by scrabble girl April 28, 2010

Irregardless

The kind of thing Dubya would say when he means to say "regardless". Its a bastardized version of the word "regardless", with an added superfluous "ir" added at the start. All you have to do is think about it logically to see that its not a grammatically correct word, just a mistake that unfortunetly became popular. You dont have to be a pompous or rude asshole to correct someone, just somebody who thinks its important that they dont compromise the English language to cater for people who cant be arsed to do their English homework.

To be honest, I dont mind people using words like this in normal speech, but I cant stand to see it in print. People like journalists and authors, I believe, have a responsibility to be at least somewhat gramatically correct.

1. If you're going to make a living from writing, then please make the effort to use real words instead of words like "Irregardless" and "alot".

Other person: "Alot of words are considered ungrammatical before they are sanctioned."

Me: "Yes, and it's a sad testiment to the quality of education in society when these mistakes are sanctioned!"

by The original Malicious Matt December 28, 2005

Irrational

The belief of Mets fans that they will ever win a game

"Yo dude, how are the Mets gonna do this season?"
"World series in six! You can't beat a core offense with Wright, Reyes, Beltran, and Bay!"

(Five months later, 17 games back in the NL East, irrational hope still exists)

by yagottabelieve April 18, 2010

irrelephant

An extremely funny word coined by a t-shirt company. According to statistics, 92% of readers burst into uncontrollable laughter upon reading it and subsequently purchased the shirt.

"Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant!"

- The original shirt's slogan

"Yo, man! Let's go to the elephant exhibit! This shit right 'ere is irrelephant! ROFL GET IT"
"Oh, shut the hell up.."
- Two friends at the zoo

by StereotypicalBlackRappaUpInEre September 10, 2010