Rockford, IL

A town in NW Illinois, consisting of about 150,000 people. In general, there is nothing to do but smoke the refer, and get drunk off our asses. Rockford is pretty much known for having an incredibly high crime rate (partially due to the high unemployment). If planning to come to Rockford, make sure u come during a good time, like the Waterfront or Wing Ding, where you can watch people of all races come together in huge gatherings of drunkeness.

Best thing about Rockford: Hot Catholic School Girls Best thing to avoid: Mexicans, the West Side, Machesny Park, and Auburn High School

by Nick JizzUnit April 8, 2005

Antioch, IL

Antioch a northern town in Illinois. The water comes out of the faucet brown, your neighbor's playing the banjo on his front porch. The lake isn't well... a lake, it's more muck then anything. Bugs are crawling everywhere I mean everywhere inside and outside. The weather is unbearable. The houses are in disrepair. The schools, well they're falling down as we speak. Antioch it's HICKTOWN!

Chicago Citizen:Hey guess what my brother just got back from college!

Antioch, IL. citizen: What? Whats college?

by Josh1320 January 17, 2008

prophetstown, Il

prophetstown il is a town full of racist, white, middle schoolers and nobody knows what "emo" means. if you dont support trump or dont listen to rap music you WILL be bullied and have rumors spread ab you. Also, literally everyone in this town is ugly besides like 3 people. if you're planning to move to this town I recommend you DONT, you'll HATE it here

prophetstown, il :
it sucks.

by 13131312 November 15, 2020

orangeville il

Small Town full of racist hicks that drive jacked up trucks and girls that drive mommy and daddy's money vehicles and are also known as sluts. Where the ugly girls are popular and the pretty girls are outsiders. Mostly identified by a big yellow O sticker on vehicle.

Hey, look at that them dumbasses, oh, they're pprobably from orangeville il.

by Annoymous9 February 8, 2017

Altamont, IL

Altamont, IL is located 12 miles west of Effingham, Il on Interstate 70 or 88 miles east of St. Louis. The town was basically founded by Germans about 150 years ago, and German heritage can be seen all throughout town. Basically a wanna-be Effingham, IL with slightly less people. More famously known for hosting the Effingham County Fair. The town has a reputation of thinking they are better than the neighboring towns of St. Elmo, Beecher City, and Brownstown even though they are just as average as any other small town. The town is about 99% white and most teenagers listen to rap music, and think they are gangsters or prominant high school athletes (until the real world hits). Teenage beer parties seen to be the only thing in town for high schoolers. Altamont thinks its just as successful as top high school sports programs like Teutoplois or Effingham, but in reality they resemble Stew-Stras, St. Elmo, or Beecher City in althletic ability.

Interestingly, the nicest people you will find in town are those who have moved in Altamont (not originally from Altamont) or the lower middle class individuals who do not own a prominant busniness in town or carry a prominant job. It seems like about 20% of the town, controls most of its wealth.

Most residents of Altamont, IL continue to use the communication method of "gossip" to tell about all the misfortunes and breaking news in town.

A-Town usually reserved for rap capital Atlanta, GA, however Altamont, IL has used this to describe itself (although most people familar with the rap scene would agree that Atlanta and Altamont have nothing in common).

Schuetzenfest excuse given to get drunk in town and call it a "holiday"

by local_resident_of_the _area December 20, 2010

Antioch IL

A small town around 45 minutes to an hour away from Chicago that most peoople don't know exist it has a nice town area but it only makes news when something bad times like two middel school teachers getting arested for pervetd reasons, a school starting on fire or a kid getting hit by a car . The lake is full of seaweed and muck not the best place to swim. Though it is nice in some areas it has a big drug problem most people don't know about recently there was a big drug bust involving 100's of people the towns population being around 13,000 many of the kids are wanna be ghetto. But it is a overall nice place

Chicago Citazian- whare is Antioch IL

Antioch Citazian- about a hour away
Cc- yeah I think I have heard of it

Ac- oh what you hear
Cc- two teachers getting arested for child porn and something like tat
Ac-yeah is got it problems the lakes shit but it's nice

Cc-ok then

by Uwishyouknew September 17, 2012

lombard, IL

A small town outside of chicago. Although there are ALOT of drugies and sluts in lombard,those people dont matter, and they are to be ignored. it has much more character than the towns surrounding it. Glenbard East ( a highschool in Lombard) music won 2 grammys, the marching band is a pride of Illinois and is praised in the daily herold constantly. the poms always take first in state. Last year the volley ball team was first in the division and took 3rd in state. Last year 5 of students from the art department recieved awards of honorable mention and a first place competing against college level students, at a college. lilatia park is one of the most beautiful parks around, people from all over the state come to look at it. Our lilac parade is quite wonderful as well, another attraction not other towns can boast about.

ordinary kid:where are you from
lombard kid: Lombard, IL
ordinary kid: wow you're lucky, everything's so ordinary in my town.

by thelooser1 November 9, 2007