IB

The Ib (International Baccalaureate) Is a well-known prestigious institute, that encourages stress, procrastination and 0.5 hours of sleep maximum. The special creatures that dare start this program, rarely see sunlight and have harnessed special skills of Bs'ing their way through everything. The only time these creatures can be seen outside is when they are gathering data for their IA's. The students that once thought they were smart, or overworked from grade 6 all the way to grade 10 now regret everything they have ever said. This prestigious Course is highly acknowledged and the ones who do find a way to graduate after swimming through a mountain of IA's and a 4000-word essay for their EE, end up not much better off than any normal student. Except they now have anxiety and high levels of stress following them around 24/7.

These students can be recognised by the following things -

- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.

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Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?

Patient - I am an IB student.

Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?

Patient - 3 weeks ago.
_____

She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.

by Sea_You_Later November 3, 2022

IBS

Irregular bowel syndrome

A: i think i have IBS
B: lol, wrong chat

by Chivvvvvgggggg November 6, 2022

IBS

These problems cause your digestive tract to be very sensitive. They also change how your bowel muscles contract.

Person 1: your mama is so packing she broke my back last night.

Person 2: that’s so funny!

Matty T: stop my ibs is gonna start kicking in that’s so funny

by Daveandmike123 June 3, 2022

-ib

-ib is a prefix that means opposite

-ib + (name) = opposite of the name

by Labowski_Pro March 10, 2022

IB SL Math

A waste of time. You learn derivatives, but it is unnecessary unless you want to be an engineer. Don't take this course if you love your free time.

no just no ib sl math

by sunnyka November 11, 2020

IB

A short-term mostly used in Vietnam, meaning 'contact me' (as same as 'DM')

If you need something, ib me please.
Ib me for the prices.

by imachocbar November 24, 2020

IBS

Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common disorder that affects the large intestine. Signs and symptoms include cramping, abdominal pain, bloating, gas, and diarrhea or constipation, or both. IBS is a chronic condition that you'll need to manage long term.

Hey, check out Lauren Brodauf's new song "IBS Sucks" (no really).

by Fiona Shrek February 3, 2021