Skip to main content

Pre-IB Hazing

A period during Pre-IB where there are numerous assignments due throughout a student’s Pre-AP, Pre-IB, and AP classes are due around the same time.
Y’all, this is some Pre-IB Hazing bull crap (Presentation in AP Human Geography, Test in Pre-AP Geometry, 2 Pager due in Pre-IB English 1, Essay in AP Human Geography, Test in AP Computer Science Principles, Test in AP Human Geography, Test in Pre-IB English 1, Project in Pre-AP Geometry, Test in Pre-AP Spanish 2, all in one week. This is a real example)
by Tellular Cellephone Lover November 21, 2024
mugGet the Pre-IB Hazingmug.

IB SL Math

A waste of time. You learn derivatives, but it is unnecessary unless you want to be an engineer. Don't take this course if you love your free time.
no just no ib sl math
by sunnyka November 11, 2020
mugGet the IB SL Mathmug.

iB

Know In West Africa to be “Da Done” and or a Mogul. A leader among men with the sole purpose to inspire hence the name iB (inspired by)
One day I accomplished my dreams and referred to by iB
by wolfspain85 November 23, 2021
mugGet the iBmug.

NICE IB

A saying used against an IB student who is destined to fail their IB examinations
Friend 1: I failed my maths test

Friend 2: NICE IB MATE
by ooft mate February 19, 2019
mugGet the NICE IBmug.

IBS

Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common disorder that affects the large intestine. Signs and symptoms include cramping, abdominal pain, bloating, gas, and diarrhea or constipation, or both. IBS is a chronic condition that you'll need to manage long term.
Hey, check out Lauren Brodauf's new song "IBS Sucks" (no really).
by Fiona Shrek February 3, 2021
mugGet the IBSmug.

ibbing

its a noun ver and an adjective you can use it however you want
are you ibbing me

your out of your ibbing mind
by TACOS 'N' BURRITOS February 4, 2016
mugGet the ibbingmug.

IB

International Baccalaureate or International Bullshit, which was probably introduced by a bunch of Swiss grandpas to make students' lives a fucking hell since 1968. You are required to sacrifice your hobbies, interests, social life, sleep, a daily dose of sunshine and life :3

Students are asked (no they are forced) to take 3 Standard Level Subjects and 3 Higher Level subjects, but some intellectual mfs take FUCKING 4 HIGHER LEVEL SUBJECTS to pass this diploma. There is a "philosophical" subject called the Theory of Knowledge (which is compulsory btw) where you either watch Ted Talks in class, dose off or question your existence. Trust me, I am still questioning my music album collection because of this subject.

Next is an Extended Essay which would earlier make you feel excited because you would get a chance to write something you like BUT later you would have realised that killing yourself would be better. It is 4000 words btw.

And my favorite portion, CAS aka how to socialise and make your life hell. You are also required to do a CAS project which your teacher would reject while buttering you up and imposing THEIR ideas on YOUR project (my teacher rejected my project).

In short, if you get a chance to do IB, DON'T DO IT!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Doing IB made me question my academic strength and made me suicidal, to those who are either doing MYP or a different curriculum, RUN from The IB while you still can :D
Student 1: How's your girlfriend?
Student 2: She's great man, how's yours student 3?
Student 3: Girlfriend? I haven't talked to her in MONTHS! I DO IB!!!
Student 4: *I have 4 Higher Level subjects, and I also do the IB. Will I ever get into a relationship??"
by imjustagworl June 12, 2024
mugGet the IBmug.

Share this definition