omg I just did a Scrince

the act of revealing something to a huge public when it wasn’t supposed to.

I just leaked the next iPhone, omg I just did a Scrince

by GoodLeakerTeam December 1, 2017

National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!

“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day’

by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022

I just danced the railway

Doing something risky but fun, like dancing on railway tracks before a locomotive bears down upon your somewhat destructible flesh.

“Shit man you nearly got hit by that truck, why the fuck were you doing the moonwalk in the street?”
“Yeah man ‘I just danced the railway’”

by Phukphase February 20, 2021

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

I just lost my dawg

A meme song people use on shitposts

Dude 1: I just lost my dawg and my brother told me how to chase the bag
Dude 2: Are you retarted

by XLrationspeed98 December 7, 2024

Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone

YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?

Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

by Bings March 5, 2024

I have no idea --- I just work here

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019