Hydro Flask

A water bottle that is beloved by the most annoying white bitches (vsco girl), and always carries it around with dear life saying SKSKSKS 24/7 and purposely drops it and says "and I oop-". These annoying fucktard bitches always cover the hydro flask with scrunchies and annoying stickers.

Regular person:"Hey what's up?"
Annoying white bitch:"OMG I just got my 8th hydro flask! I broke the other 7 by dropping them too much! SKSKSKS (purposely drops it) And I oop-SKSKSKSKS"
Regular person:"shut the fuck up"

by Amos @vwolgast2 September 11, 2019

hyproshit

When pieces of shit people (POS) like to judge other pieces of shit.
Example : When a POS' always has an opinion and some remark on how so and so is such a POS or how bad it is of what that person is doing,... but then..... hey there they are doing the same exact god damn thing,... but that's ok, right....because it's them....

His mother is such a hyproshit.

by realz411 October 28, 2014

hypronogleniactic

The fear of ugly people

I am hypronogleniactic.

She is hypronogleniactic.

He is hypronogleniactic.

by trickytower November 21, 2020

hyprovision

Fat soulless ginger. With a small pp. born not only without a soul but with a raging loose butthole.

Dang man that’s a real life hyprovision… run or else his butthole will suck you in.

by Kiko2351 September 23, 2021

Hydrodrunkated

A practice of drinking scotch and water in a 1:3 ratio. The water hydrates you well enough that you don't get a hangover. The liqour will put you down like a tranq gun.

Somehow I don't think Kitesurfing while Hydrodrunkated would work.

by redditdudes December 19, 2010

hydrofucking

the process of having sexual intercourse while in water like in hot tubs, bathtubs, showers, jacuzzi, water beds, etc.

Dude I hydrofucked my girl last night in the hot tub!

by Pervylee March 7, 2011

Hydrocephalus

A disability that causes water to surround the brain

Hydrocephalus -Buildup of CSF fluid in the brain

by Honestly humble December 16, 2016