Hemodroid

An extremely annoying person. It even hurts your anus when you communicate with a hemodroid. Also often associated with wordAngel/word

"Ah, could you shut the fuck up, hemodroid?"

by LeftButtcheek July 18, 2003

Hemorrsaurass

a condition in which you must use a pool float in order to sit down. Usually caused by hemorrhoids, but can also be contracted by anal sex. Particularly those cases not involving proper lubrication

1. Chris: "man my ass is killing me"
Brian: "sounds like you have a case of hemorrsaurass"

2. "I thought dinosaurs were extinct but i think the hemorrsaurass is back!!"

by Mikula December 24, 2007

Heemo

When you have just taken the biggest shit of your life

"Where were you?" Dude if you must know i just took the biggest HEEMO shit ever"

by Ashton COOCHER January 27, 2010

haemophrenic

Bloodyminded

You are a haemophrenic toe-rag!

by portsmouthrider September 30, 2012

Hoemongous

Big Hoe Bitch

Me: you see that hoemongous over there bro

Bro:what the heyll is that ?

Me: a big hoe bitch you ain't know?

by Crimeny October 27, 2014

hemorroid

That thing that slipped out of Shane Dawson’s pants in his recent Instagram photo.

“Did you hear? Shane Dawson’s hemorroid pad slipped out of his pants and paparazzi caught it on video.”

by Assthetic November 22, 2018

Hemoglobin

If the feeling of your period blood fastly releasing itself from your vagina when you laugh or sneeze made a sound it would sound like the word ‘hemoglobin’.

OMG sis, I just hemoglobined!!!

by Lolvscosksksksksks September 23, 2019