Horn Cheese

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.

I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010

nick hornby

An English male author who writes books about the hopeless and pathetic lives of other English men. They can be very good but kind of depressing.

Did you read that new Nick Hornby book yesterday?

by Angelacia June 12, 2007

Dry Horn

A. Feeling of disappointment due to something bad happening,
or B.What you get when you get turn down for sex.

A.Joe: Dude it turns out those tickets i bought for the concert are fake. We can't go.
Mark:Damn, that gives me a serious dry horn

B. Trisha:Oh i'm sorry, i just don't feel that way about you.
Mark: fuck, I got really bad dry horn.

by Thesubordinate August 14, 2010

beeping the horn

Pre-shit farting. In reference to 'Dropping the kids off at the pool(shitting)

Hey Mikey, stop beeping the horn you smelly fuck

by Phinton April 6, 2008

horn checks

haha you looked up what horn checks are it literally means nothing

i heard they rip horn checks in new york

by hansle August 16, 2019

horn dogger

horn dogger, a man that seeks out many women for sex. Man that acts like a horny dog that will have sex with anyone that will allow it. Man could have sex with the same person but at a higher than normal amount.

my friend just text me that he just had random sex with a stranger for the 3rd time this week,what a horn dogger.

by VoodooTheMagnific June 27, 2016

Hornbuckled

A series of Unfortunate cosmic events.

Ran out of gas, coasted to gas station, boom. It’s full service, ok not so bad, Anndddddd I don’t have my wallet. Hornbuckled again.

by Kim Jong Un Supreme Reader May 13, 2020