Logan Hook

A larger, rounder, blacker version of the male penis. It is god given, to any male born with the name of Logan.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, it was so big!"

Girl 2: "Would you call it a Logan Hook?"

Girl 1: "No way, that's monster sized."

by Blanche Williams November 3, 2008

Snook Hook

The Act of Turing Around and Delivring a Sucker Punch To a Guidette

At the club, Michelle was being a bitch, so Wallace gave Michelle a nice Snook Hook

by IhateGuidos December 21, 2009

Groin Hook

To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia

How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.

by willie11 April 21, 2011

Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.

Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!

by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010

Hooking Down

The opposite of hooking up, characterized by a noticeable lack of intimate touching, lack of goosebumps and or chills, excessive amount of spooning and pillow talk, and occasional frumpiness. In terms of sexual baseball nomenclature, it would be considered a bunt.

Christian: "Did my eyes deceive me, or did I see Andrew hooking up with that girl from Iowa!"

Derek: "You are indeed mistaken sir, she is far too sober. Those two are definitely hooking down tonight"

by Carter A. Jenkens July 30, 2010

hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.

The hook and real gave me my war.

by Jb habes March 10, 2017

Hook Five

When sitting next to your buddy at the bar a high five is made difficult due to a few reasons:

- holding a drink in one hand

- lack of space

- having to turn to face each other
The new and improved hook five allows for an awesome high five while maintaing the same sitting position, not putting down a drink and still achieving a high five.

To perform the hook five simply lift your outside arm up and over your head, close to performing a hook shot in basketball, and complete by bringing it in for the slap.

Hey Buddy, check out that chick at the end of the bar, DIBS... *HOOK FIVE!*

by Fepic Bros December 25, 2010