Closet homosexual

When somebody acts homophobic but is really gay they only let their good friends know that they're gay

David Man I hate fags

Jake Really

David No I actually think I'm gay but I just call people fags because I want them to be my friends

Jake Ok

Ryan Hi

David Get away fag

Ryan What

David I don't want this gay fag with us

Ryan You closet homosexual

by Boogereater69 March 4, 2021

Homosexual

A perfectly normal human being who is attracted to their own gender. Men who are homosexual are gay and woman who are homosexual are lesbian. Many people look down on these mythical creatures because they can not comprehend how mythical they are. People who look down on these mythical creatures are called homophobics. Though many people support these mythical creatures. Many of these creatures have eccentric fashion senses, and many people follow these mythical creatures ideas and follow the fashion trends they make.

"Did you hear, Janet is Homosexual!"
"Yesterday i went to joseph and his husbands wedding."

by Mega oof man December 1, 2019

Homosexual

To be attracted to people of the same sex.

"I love men, I'm Homosexual" said Darious. Darious came out as gay and everyone accepted him.

by Emokid69420 February 11, 2022

flamingly homosexual

Extremely gay and flamboyant. A very obviously homosexual person. Can also be used to describe a situation.

1. See that guy wearing the Eddie Bower shirt? He's flamingly homosexual.

2. Having to sleep on a bench every night is flamingly homosexual.

by RenegadeTeabagger March 9, 2003

Alleged Homosexual Life Partner

May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.

May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.

Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."

by Your Friendly Neighborhood Dyke April 28, 2008

functioning homosexual

A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.

Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.

by jsd9632 December 18, 2011

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute most powerful "ur" insult in existence. All other insults are mere cherry bombs compared to this supernova level annihilation. Be careful with this insult as it could end the world as we know it.

Dan: hey
Bob: hey
Dan: ur family reunion a homosexual communion
(Nothing happens, all of a sudden there is a loud bang and Bob is instantly hurled through heaven, hell and purgatory simultaneously and they all shatter. Afterwards Bob is now non-existent. Nobody remembers Bob because now he has never existed.

by Bruh243565 May 21, 2018