Homelesaids

the disease contracted when bitten by the homeless while feeding them.

i was handing a homeless man a chicken leg and he bit me and i contracted homelesaids.

by hobophobic August 9, 2012

homeless hookup

Getting something free which normally requires a trade of some monetary value or a performed service

Bill got Joe a homeless hookup from the liquor store

Tracy got James a job with her homeless hookup

by Blue Ball Busters March 4, 2014

Homeless Suck-Off

1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.

2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.

3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are

often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above

1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"

"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"

2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"

3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we

get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that

doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.

by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020

Your Homeless

Insult used to hurt other peoples feelings. Used mostly by nerds with the name Stafford.

Your homeless Gabe... nobody loves you.

by The G321 December 27, 2011

The Homeless Carwash

The act of cumming in your lover's face, and then his best friend licks it off.

ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash

ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash

by The Homeless Car Wash August 16, 2014

Anti-Homeless Christian©

A type of religious practice which keeps those with this belief system from homelessness.

In so glad I am a Anti-Homeless Christian©. My religion kept the landlord from evicting me and my fellow peers.

by TheWon(one) March 20, 2017

party 'til you're homeless

A motto that only the best of partiers live by; to one day live the ultimate party; An excuse to party non-stop or term used when partying a lot; The ultimate party motto

Guy1: Dude we need to throw another party tomorrow.
Guy2: But we threw one last night.
Guy1: Dude, "party 'til you're homeless ",There's always time to party

by ticas1137 May 16, 2014