Holland Patent High School

A place where the guys are shorter than the girls, racist against black people (though they are for the most part non existent within the school) and have less testosterone than the girls as well. The hicks, the deers, AND the antelope play in the fields (usually on 4-wheelers, or some kind of farm machine). Once in a while there is a really cute guy. Other times, farm boots and cow shit are what you get. The girls are slutty. Since the school is so small, the girls desperately reach out to other schools in the district, usually by opening their legs. Overall, Holland Patent High School is a great school if you want an easy lay, or to roll in the hay with a less than attractive farmer boy.

Holland Patent High School

by JustxSayinnx April 10, 2011

Mr. Holland's Opus

A night spent with an engaged Dutch woman whose name you don't know and don't care to know. You filled the O in her puss.

On New Year's eve Jim's symphonic skills played Mr. Holland's Opus(He banged a chic from Holland who was flying back the next day to meet her husband).

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Tom Holland Dick pic anniversary

November 29 was the day that tom hollands dick was leaked on his instagram

Jacob: Oh my god do you know what day it is?
Gram: no what is it?

Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY

by yourdailydoesofstupidity January 20, 2022

Tom Holland

The act of ejaculating on a pillow and sticking it to the wall like a web

If you touch my drum set I swear to god I’ll Tom Holland your pillow

by The Scrimpiest Daddy March 2, 2022

Tom holland

Tom holland is the most precious human being . He loves his family and his fans so much. He is the owner of the most cutest dog ever named Tessa. He is playing spider man in the mcu and he doesn't feel so good. Tom is the most kind hearted and down to earth person and His looks is just a plus. The hollanders (his and his family fandome) adore him so much and thanks to him we smile everyday even if we are sad.

"Tom holland is so cute"
"Tom holland is a real life superhero"

by spidergirl101 July 24, 2018

hollandering

The act of showing up uninvited and unexpected to a social situation or event.

We went out Hollandering he and crashed a bunch off parties last night

by Buddy love May 15, 2018

Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019