neverending beard of jesus himself

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.

J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...

by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008

Homsar

An odd little pale thing with a blue shirt that has his name on it. Nobody but Strong Sad likes him. Although this song from the 60s was raised by a cup of coffee and he was the pride of the peaches. He still doesn't like it when either his Jengaship or Jengajam is shanken.

Homsar:Kelsey Grammar

by Homestar fan June 26, 2003

Homsar

Although at first he seems to be totally random, there appears to be more to Homsar than just random words and funny voices.

"I'm Homsar...the captain of the gravy train!"

"Gravy train" is a slang term for a line of work or scheme that produces a lot of money/gain/acclaim from very little effort.

Judging from the following that Homsar has, I'd say he certainly is the captain of the gravy train :)

by Michael Barrett December 11, 2003

Hoisch

(HOY-SCH) a sound used to describe someone who is ugly beyond words.

(A girl walks by)....Hoisch....

by king of petoria January 5, 2008

Hoist

To Hoist: The art of removing objects with absolute retard strength

Yeah bro I just got to the gym boutta hoist

by DeepDishPizzaComingUp January 25, 2021

hoisty toisty

dat iz dem hoes that hoisty (hot) and toisty (toasty)(drunk)

My hizzy fizy had a dizzy partay.. and betty looks damm hoisty toisty

by hot diggity October 4, 2002

homSARS

Hom-Gawwwwk

Well docter how can we cure him umm i dont KNow this disease is a strange disease that arrigonated from an old song, from the 60s it is very con...GAWWWWWK ahem it is very co...GAWWWK its...GAWWWWWWWWK it..GAWKKK gawwwwwwwwwk gawwwwk i GAAAAWK

by Alfonzo Snizzypants July 1, 2003