Ivory Hobo

The wayward, solitary genius that the FBI or CIA reluctantly goes to for assistance.

“Damn it! We’re stumped. Looks like we've got no choice but to call in the ivory hobo.”

by Samantha Youngpuppy January 14, 2013

Hobosexual

A person, usually a man, that enters into a relationship just to have a place to stay.

Instead of finding a real man, she dates hobosexuals that can't do anything for her.

by BeckyWitDaGoodHair January 25, 2017

hobocraft

The set of skills/abilities needed to survive on the streets. Including but not limited to making box houses, newspaper isolation, insanity/magic, smelling, or making umbrellas out of nothing but hangers aluminum cans and plastic bags.

Jimbo the hobo sells umbrellas down on 19th; he is quite skilled in hobocraft. He sure reeks of it too!

by Bizo237 February 1, 2010

hobo juice

Puddles of disease-ridden and stinky body fluids left behind by homeless people.

The puddles could be anywhere, but are most often encountered on public transit systems.

The "juice" is an unknown mixture of any of the following: urine, diarrhea, rancid sweat, dirt, crabs, lice, blood from open sores.

Dude: I barely made my BART train and there was only one seat left. Always check the seat before you sit down. I sat on the damn spongy seat in a big warm puddle of hobo juice.

Dude 2: Damn dude, that's hella nasty. I'd check with the doctor to make sure you're not infected.

Dude: Yeah, I had to go home and shower. I wasn't going to go to the party smelling like hobo juice cologne.

by Behnam December 9, 2008

........Like a Hobo!

The Opposite term of "Like a Boss" Since Like a boss is too mainstream. Like a Hobo is a reference to Hobo's all around the World! In the corner of your street. DownTown. This term/phrase was made in the Bay Area by a local.. from Daly City.

I ask for money........Like a Hobo!
Brush my teeth........Like a Hobo!
Smell............Like a Hobo!
Ask for money........Like a Hobo!

by Age squint-hero June 18, 2011

littlest hobo

Canadian Television show.The best Television show ever.

It was about a dog who went around helping people. It also had the best theme song ever.

"Theres a voice that keeps on calling me,
Down the road is where I'll always be,
Every stop i make,
I make a new friend,
Cant stay for long just turn around
and I'm Gone again"

Lassie is the Littlest Hobos bitch.

by hoboman February 13, 2004

Hobosexual

When a homeless person gets into relationships just to avoid being homeless

Did you hear about that hobosexual Spencer pretending he loves that girl just so he has a place to live.

by Whbkcm August 27, 2017