CH is a special act during which a prepubescent male moose is fed maple syrup for no less than 3 months, during that time all fecal matter is collected in a cup-like vessel made of silver and nickel-alloy commonly refereed to as the Stanley Cup.
After that time the moose is sure to have died of diabetes and its set of antlers and the filled cup are used to disable all inhibitions in post-menopausal killer-whales which in turn enables cross breeding with African Elephants to help stabilize their numbers.
This has led to an increase in Elephants over the recent months and their status as an endangered species is close to being revoked.
After that time the moose is sure to have died of diabetes and its set of antlers and the filled cup are used to disable all inhibitions in post-menopausal killer-whales which in turn enables cross breeding with African Elephants to help stabilize their numbers.
This has led to an increase in Elephants over the recent months and their status as an endangered species is close to being revoked.
Thanks to Canadas History, we can start poaching again.
If it weren't for a lot of Canada's History, ebony would be twice as expensive
If it weren't for a lot of Canada's History, ebony would be twice as expensive
by Africanelephantlover February 5, 2010
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Guy: I never get any sleep anymore.
Girl: Well if you wouldn't stay up all night making history then you'd get more sleep.
Guy: I wasn't making history.
Girl: Good, cuz it only takes 1 night of history to lead to a little future.
Girl: Well if you wouldn't stay up all night making history then you'd get more sleep.
Guy: I wasn't making history.
Girl: Good, cuz it only takes 1 night of history to lead to a little future.
by Otherdustin August 12, 2008
Get the Making History mug.a class that a few, very stupid, people will take in their sophomore year of high school. supposovly college level... i doubt even college students know this much about history.
pure hell during the year but its not impossible to do well. 3 hours a weekend doing the assignments and ur good.
as for the ap test. study early and watch the people around u crack when they realize the test is tomorrow. hehe
overall, learn a hell of a lot of shit u will never lose but... if ur ever transported back to the french revolution, you will know exactly what will happen, and what people to avoid.
pure hell during the year but its not impossible to do well. 3 hours a weekend doing the assignments and ur good.
as for the ap test. study early and watch the people around u crack when they realize the test is tomorrow. hehe
overall, learn a hell of a lot of shit u will never lose but... if ur ever transported back to the french revolution, you will know exactly what will happen, and what people to avoid.
a: so u taking ap european history next year?
b: what u kidding me, i have a life !
a: yea, but i think imma try for the credit
b: good luck to you.
b: what u kidding me, i have a life !
a: yea, but i think imma try for the credit
b: good luck to you.
by i think i did well... May 24, 2009
Get the AP European History mug.a college level course taken in highschool by overachievers and really smart kids. the cause of many sleepless nights. you walk into class the first day and there is 30 people in it...the teacher explains what is to be done the entire year and the next day 10 people remain. those 10 people will go through pure hell for the remainder of the year. and just wait until the AP exam...theres nothing worse then sitting in a room for 3 hours not being able to move...writing two essays doing around 100 multiple choice and reading short stories to do data based questions over. the worst part is on the multiple choice if u guess the wrong answer u get a penalty of i think its 1/2 or a whole point...so ur better off just not answering. the hardest part is to even get finished. i only finished 2/3s of the test and scored a 1. i broke down many times from doing all the homework in that class...atleast 3 hours a nite. if ur lucky. oh ill never forget the number of times i thought about comiting suicide. NEVER take this course. even if u think ur smart...u r smart..then u get in that class and suddenly ur IQ is 50 points lower than it was 2 minutes ago.
by scott branner September 14, 2006
Get the ap european history mug.Keeping the general population as uneducated as possible so that they really believe their country is the best and that they have a say in what happens in it. Rather than the truth -that large corporations run the show and that the average American has no voice what so ever. That way people like George W Bush bet elected.
American History - Republicans convincing red neck yahoos that the Republican party supports uneducated backwoods gun toting folk when in reality the leaders of the party are all well educated ivy league grads.
by mzblonde February 7, 2010
Get the American History mug.This terrifying, little-practiced sex act requires elaborate staging and great acrobatic strength. First, the nude, submissive participant stands before the Stanley cup. The submissive lowers their head into the cup. The dominant participant approaches from behind with a decanter of warmed maple syrup, which is poured liberally onto the head and genitals of the submissive. Using thinly-sliced Canadian bacon as a prophylactic, the dominant penetrates the anus of the submissive with the body part or object of their choice, while simultaneously scoring the submissive's back with the antlers of a moose. Coitus ensues. Traditionally, the climax of either partner is marked by shouting the name of the band Rush's singer and bass player, "Geddy Lee!"
by dragonfucker February 6, 2010
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