Andy Baker is the biggest pile diving hypocrite in this shithole because you know he would be the first one to dive deep down into a pile since he was 14 years old, yet when the cops come around he acts like he dont do drugs and offers to help them. "pile-diving hypocrite "
by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019
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Some who is an advocate of anti climate change yet has a carbon footprint the size of Paris Hilton's.
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To be sat in a coffee room in a university sporting a sticker on your thermos declaring ones support for reducing climate change whilst discussing the merits of having jetted off to Portugal and the Americas for the summer.
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To be sat in a coffee room in a university sporting a sticker on your thermos declaring ones support for reducing climate change whilst discussing the merits of having jetted off to Portugal and the Americas for the summer.
by DrGibbo October 6, 2009
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Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.
Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?
Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.
Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!
Example 2:
Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.
Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.
Outside
Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*
Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!
Doctor: SHIT! D:
Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.
Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?
Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.
Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!
Example 2:
Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.
Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.
Outside
Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*
Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!
Doctor: SHIT! D:
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by Dman Heman May 3, 2019
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1. Hippocritapotamus: a large oil (or mining) corporation trying to convince the public that they are 'going green' by greenwashing their public image, but not actually cleaning up their act one tiny bit.
by Zapx October 17, 2008
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